4 Laws of Ecclesiastical Finery.

 4 Laws of Ecclesiastical Finery:


1st Law:

cappa magna not held 3 feet off the ground = fallen bishop.

2nd Law:

strong gust of wind + zucchetto = -zucchetto.

3rd Law:

Episcopal gloves - clean hands = dirty episcopal gloves.

4th Law:

bishop + rain = wet miter + cold.