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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

A Vacation for Cardinal Fratelli has been published!!





A new Cardinal Fratellli book is out!







The fifth book of “The Misadventures of Cardinal Fratelli series.” A cardinal’s life is full of duties, documents, appointments and ceremonies, this young Fratelli knows well, and after a series of comical mishaps gets him to realize he’s being overworked, he decides upon a lovely vacation in Pisa to the south. He heads along the coast of Italy, reluctantly taking Gianni and several servants with him, including Jan, intent on soaking up the sunshine and lovely scenery.  
However, Fratelli soon finds that even vacations can be thorny as the friendly Archbishop of Pisa wants help with many things, Gianni soon lands himself in trouble and the pestered cardinal just can’t seem to get any time alone! Will Fratelli get the vacation he’s always wanted- or disaster?

Available on Amazon and Kindle!

Monday, April 1, 2013

A Frustrating Day for Cardinal Fratelli (part I)


Early in the morning, Cardinal Fratelli woke up. Still yawning, he rose, washed, opened the shutters to let sunlight in and dressed. Immediately, he noticed a hole in one of his red, silken socks.
“Oh no…” he muttered, casting the “ruined” sock aside.
Standing, Fratelli hopped to his dresser drawer where he searched for another sock. There were no other socks there. Moreso, Dina just took all his dirty socks to be washed. Fratelli grumbled, retrieved the discarded sock then put it on. He hoped the little hole wouldn’t get bigger.
When Father Rodrigo knocked on the door, Fratelli came and followed him into the chapel for morning-prayer. Despite the early hour, they found it easy to concentrate and chant their praises:
Come let us sing to the Lord…and shout with joy to the Rock, who saves us…”
After the prayers were finished, Fratelli emerged first from the chapel. Already, the smell of breakfast cooking wafted into his nostrils. Now, the cardinal usually celebrated Mass at the cathedral most mornings but it was Wednesday and he would not go to the cathedral, yet would have his own, private Mass later. As the others walked off to the cathedral, Fratelli heard bells chime. Happily, he smiled because this meant he would be first to arrive to breakfast, the smell of which was by now, driving him nearly mad!
Perhaps too readily, Cardinal Fratelli strode into the dining-room and sat down. Seeing Dina just setting down a stick of butter, he asked:
“Is it ready yet?”
“No, not yet, Your Eminence,” Dina replied.
“Oh, please make it soon,” Fratelli moaned, “ I am simply famished!”
The housemaid only laughed at him.
When Dina brought back a plate of grape jelly, the cardinal absentmindedly dipped a finger in it to have a small taste. But, she had seen him!
“Your Eminence!”
“Oh, I’m sorry,” he said.
She shook her head then walked off. The rest of breakfast needed preparing and she couldn’t bother herself with the impulsive cardinal.
Fratelli sat there, restless and hungry for an hour. When the others returned from Mass, Dina finally laid out their meal: Eggs, spinach, hard toast and ham. With an austere gesture, Fratelli blessed the food then eagerly helped himself. When Dina poured his tea, he thanked her.
“Why don’t you join us?” he added. 
“No, Your Eminence, I’ve still much to do,” Dina said.
Fratelli frowned, feeling bad for her. Yet, Dina liked to work. He understood it was a simple thing that brought her happiness.  
Finishing his second cup of tea, Fratelli excused himself. He spent most of the morning in his office, reading documents, writing letters, signing documents. As noon sun climbed high and poured through the office window, Fratelli leaned in his chair and rested. Even though he expected an audience soon with some prominent people of Lucca, maybe he could steal a nap? Tiredly, he eyed the large, blue-coated book he’d recently began reading and for a moment, rested his head on it. Very soon, he drifted off to sleep.


~ ~ ~

After waking, Cardinal Fratelli helped himself to hot tea, grapes, rolled prosciutto and bread-sticks. Munching, he longingly looked out the window. Many birds flew by. He worked a little more in the office, grew bored with the blue book and set it aside. It was time for afternoon Mass anyway. Father Rodrigo came and fetched his green vestments. They were not his favorite vestments, the cloth was rather old and crinkly, feeling course against his hands. Yet he said nothing. Halfway through the initial prayers, one of the candles flickered and died out. He stopped speaking and stared at it.
Rodrigo patiently waited. Eventually the cardinal continued but he couldn't resist peering at that silly candle, wanting to relight it. It detracted him throughout the entire Mass.
Just as Fratelli removed his vestments and strode from the chapel, Dina met him.
"Sergio Ricollina and his family are waiting for you," she said.
Can't I have a minute to myself? the cardinal mused.

~ ~ ~

Now, Sergio and Julia Riccollina had a daughter named Veronica. She arrived to the audience late. Having long, dark-brown hair and bright, blue eyes, she was one of Lucca’s loveliest women- and it was no secret she sought for a husband. Sergio Riccollina proudly smiled as she entered the room. How he cherished his dearest daughter, clad in a blue dress that hugged her figure, smiling radiantly.
“It is an honor to meet you, Your Eminence,” she began in a rehearsed tone.
“You as well,” Fratelli answered.
The previous conversation was forgotten as Veronica sat in a chair beside her parents. Happy to have all the attention, she continued speaking:
“Oh, how glad I am to see Lucca’s beautiful cathedral! Maybe I can come there by myself some time and pray?”
“Yes anytime,” Fratelli answered.
She kept looking over at him and by now, he grew rather uncomfortable. When she winked at him, fluttering her dark eyelashes, the cardinal stood up and walked to the window.
“Maybe it is time for you to be leaving?” he asked.
“Not yet,” said Sergio, “It is time for a glass of wine.”
It was about supper time… Anxiously, Fratelli removed his red skullcap and groaned. On the way towards the kitchen, he stopped in his private chapel. Bowing before the altar, he spoke:
"Oh Lord, keep me from being irritable this evening. Give me peace. St Joseph, most kind, pray for me, that I remain pure in heart."
He crossed himself delicately then left. Supper was already waiting for him, roasted lamb with squash ravioli and greens. Sergio stood when the cardinal entered. But Fratelli was too occupied with how delicious it all smelled- and avoiding Veronica's glance. Caught in a reverie, he almost passed his seat.
"Your Eminence," Dina sighed as she helped him to his place.
"I am sorry" Fratelli replied, "It has been awhile since I ate..."

Monday, March 18, 2013

Tea with Cardinal Fratelli, # 17


From: Mary,
“Your Eminence, we just lost our family-dog, Buddy. This will be my children’s first experience of loss and I don’t know what to say. Should I tell them that Buddy is in heaven? Should I tell them that animals don’t have souls and they just go away? Help, I’m tongue-tied!”


Dear, Mary.
My, you have such a beautiful name…but yes, about the dog. I sympathize with your loss. Animals can be wonderful companions, even when they steal food from the table and sneeze on you… It’s best to inform your children about death in light of God. In this case, I wouldn’t declare it anathema to tell them dear Buddy is in heaven. The Good Lord created all animals and I’m sure he takes them all back somehow. Moreso, their crying, tantrums and begging for another dog will be eased by explaining that one day, they may see Buddy again.
In Christ,
Angelo Cardinal Fratelli.

Tea with Cardinal Fratelli, # 16


“I am 42, a single mother and am seriously thinking about becoming Christian. However, there are different churches in my town and I don’t know which one to attend. I am just starting out with this and need a place that is comforting and accepting, where they won’t look down on a silly convert like me.
Sincerely,
Joyce.”


Dear Joyce,
Firstly, praised be God that you are considering the Christian faith! This will be so good for you and for your children- even if they are grown. Your spiritual journey will be hard no doubt, and confusing since there are indeed many, various churches which teach different things. Now, I’m not one to push and pry but the church that will benefit you most is one steady and well-established… anything founded after 1300 AD is probably no good. Also, stay away from churches that sing 60’s rock songs made into hymns…
Why don’t you come to the cathedral for Mass? I’d be very pleased speaking with you and sorting things out. This world we live in can be immensely chaotic and painful but verily, as you have discovered, Christ is the answer!
Yours in Christ,
Angelo Cardinal Fratelli.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Oh no, not a Conclave! -Part II

This morning, I felt very much full of vigor as I got up. I spent some time making sure my choir dress was perfect and unwrinkled then attended Mass at St Peter's Basilica. I must admit, that the powerful beauty and austerity of it all drew me in- so that I was almost distracted from the gravity of the matter at hand.

I ate breakfast at the inn, by myself, kindly excusing Father Rodrigo and taking a seat by a sun-filled window. My coffee was too hot and my pastry was cold but I didn't mind as there were grapes and delicious cheese. I considered sneaking a jar of olives into the conclave...oh and a tin of Turkish delight! Rodrigo, knowing my love for these foods said it seemed a rather good idea- especially if I was going to be held long. So I sent my aunt Francine out to buy those things.

That afternoon, I traveled to my titular church: Santi Apostoli, or the church of the Holy Apostles. It was the last bit of free time I'd have. Walking around calmed my nerves a bit yet when I tried to pray, a feeling of dryness came over me. Why now?

Sometimes instead of talking, there needs to be listening. God is not heard in the thunder or the earthquake but He speaks with a quiet voice. How often do I dim that quiet voice with my own musings, worries and circular thoughts? No, this was not a time to talk but to listen. The voice didn't come to me until I returned to the Piazza of St Peter. My aunt Francine was there, handing over my "secret" food items. She started fretting about my cross and biretta. Merciful goodness, I had my biretta perfectly straitened until she touched it! It was when I fixed the biretta, walked away and stood by the nearest water fountain that God told me softly, not to worry so much. He said "What are you afraid of? For this you were called."

Certainly, from time to time, it is necessary to remember that when we are doing the will of God, answering His call, that He will make a way. Worrying is quite natural, especially when facing momentous decisions or adventures but we must trust and put our best foot forward. I am ashamed to admit that before, I considered it good to run away and hide from this the same way I wanted to run away from being a cardinal many years ago. However, when laboring for the Lord, there is no hiding or running away.

We must boldly say like the prophets of old: "I am here, send me!" Sometimes things are frightening. like the prospect of being locked in a room for days with cantankerous and pompous cardinals. However, sometimes we make ourselves more afraid than we really have to be. If the Lord is on your side, who can stop you? Not even the crankiest, most pompous cardinal that is for sure! Certainly, in carrying out the Lord's will, there is no need to fear. I suppose I ought to fearlessly approach this and do it right- with His help of course.






Disclaimer: Cardinal Fratelli is not an actual cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church but a fictional character.


Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Fell asleep in the office again



I had finally finished this long book on matters of theology and of the Holy Trinity, and was going to write down my insights but...I fell asleep.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

A Vacation for Cardinal Fratelli, ch. 5-6


Chapter 5.
Lovely Pisa

The train arrived in Pisa at about 2:00 noon. Fratelli was glad to set his feet on the ground as he stepped off the train and onto an ornate, platform. Gianni followed, stretching his legs awkwardly strutting like a rooster. Jan and Mario said nothing. They simply carried the cardinal’s bags, directing him into town.
This section of Pisa sat right next to the coast. Well within sight, the ocean’s crystal blue waters glittered and stretched endlessly towards the horizon. Gianni gaped.
“Ooohh…”
He then turned, yanking on Fratelli’s sleeve,
“Can I go swimming, please?” he begged.
“We’ll see. First we must be settled in,” Fratelli answered.
The cardinal strolled, ducking his head somewhat, trying look inconspicuous and failing because of his scarlet garb. Several people stopped, bowed and greeted him. One woman ran up to him, asking advice about her children. Gianni laughed, seeing Fratelli caught off guard, stumbling over his words. After the woman left, he quickly darted towards the palatial hotel, which was near the capitol hall and reserved for esteemed visitors. More people greeted him, some polite talk was exchanged and finally, Fratelli was lead to his room where immediately, he shooed Gianni away and shut the door behind him. Outside, Mario and Jan exchanged glances then shrugged. Gianni, seeing he couldn’t open the door, insisted on something to eat. It sounded just about right.
Sighing with profound relief, hearing no sound but faint birds’ chirping and tree limbs rusting in the wind, Fratelli sat down in a nice chair by the window. He felt all the weight of his ecclesiastical duties leaving him, slowly dripping away...Vacation… Sunshine flowed in, touching his face, bringing a smile.
Thank you, O Lord,” he whispered.
Fratelli quietly unpacked and changed into a black suit accented with red buttons, black trousers, tall, red stockings and black shoes. When he emerged from his room, the others looked up from eating and Gianni gawked.
“You’re wearing pants!” he blurted out.
Fratelli laughed,
“Well, I am on vacation.”
He approached their dining table and sat for some time, eating some hearty soup, cheese, bread and rolled up prosciutto. Finishing with a small glass of sweet red wine, he glanced at the window, at bright sun beaming down and cheerful city buildings. Beneath the table, he shuffled his feet, anxious to get outside. Finally, Fratelli rose and set off down the hallway. Mario followed close behind. Gianni scampered after but Jan held him back.
“Want to go swimming?” he suggested, hoping to distract him
It worked, for the boy’s eyes lit up and a smile widened on his rosy lips.
“Yes, yes, let’s go!”
Grabbing Gianni’s bag, they left.
Hearing Mario’s soft footfalls behind him, Fratelli walked outside and squinted in bright sunlight. A fine Mediterranean breeze swept over him, cooling his head. Although Mario clutched a broad- rimmed, black hat with red cords, Fratelli didn’t feel any use for it. He enjoyed cool wind against his hair. Closing his eyes and smiling, Fratelli headed towards the coastline. People in large crowds gathered there, some children playing, lovers strolling hand-in-hand, families picnicking and groups of women swimming in long, white dresses. Best of all, they ignored Fratelli as he made his way through.
Deep green foam lapped the sandy shore ahead of him. Removing his shoes and carefully rolling down his socks, the cardinal carefully placed them on the sand well away from the water. He then walked forth, dipped one foot into the cold water as Mario distantly watched. He giggled boyishly then strolled bare foot on the wet sand. He dared not enter the water, making sure he remained dry from the ankles up. When this brief reverie had ended, Fratelli recovered his shoes and socks then put them back on. Appearing dignified as ever, he marched back between two palm trees where an iron-wrought bench waited and sat.
He watched the bustle around him. A small boy bumbled on the pathway, holding a red balloon in his hand. It bobbed upwards but did not escape that little, tightly clutched hand. His mother hurried behind him. Growing rather restless himself, Fratelli rose and began walking.
He covered about a mile before passing a second bench where several young ladies in summer dresses congregated. The one who stood closest to him idly twirled a pale, blue parasol. She called out to him as he passed.
            “Yes, do you need something?” Fratelli asked.
            She just laughed, smiling coquettishly, staring at him. He stared back, attentive to her dark eyelashes and vivid eyes…green like a ripe vine. Now, as he was staring, Fratelli didn’t realize he still walked. He swerved off the pathway and collided face-first into a palm tree! More laughing.
Utterly embarrassed at being distracted so badly- and easily, Fratelli darted away. Once far down the path, he took his hat from Mario and pulled it over his eyes, feeling somewhat ashamed. Certainly seeing Pisa’s grand cathedral would take his mind off of this…
A long walk from the beach, rested Pisa’s sprawling Piazza Dei Miracoli, called “The Square of Miracles”. It indeed looked miraculous, as something fashioned by the hand of God. Standing at the center, tall and casting a stout shadow, was the cathedral. Strangely, unlike every other cathedral, this one had its bell-tower standing separately off to the left. And unlike any other bell-tower, Fratelli had ever seen, this one leaned peculiarly, as if it were ready to come crashing down- yet stayed in place. This leaning tower reminded him almost of himself, stately, stern but a little off. Coming around to the cathedral’s front, he gazed up at its pearly, white façade. He realized then, he must go inside.



Chapter 6.
The Archbishop

Soft light bounced off the cathedral’s coffered ceiling as Fratelli strolled in, quietly, carefully, his footsteps making scarce a sound. Sheer beauty surrounded him. This cathedral appeared new while the one in Lucca seemed old and dusty. Fratelli had tried time and time again to remove that dustiness and by then, grew used to it. However, he couldn’t get used to these ornate and spotless surroundings. Approaching the high pulpit and the main altar, he held in his breath, afraid that should he breathe too hard, someone would rush upon him. But no one was even there.
Suddenly, Fratelli’s eyes fell to the left, on a small but elaborate side-altar hewn of pink marble and white porphyry. A thin ray of sun illuminated the face of St Joseph’s stone statue, beckoning Fratelli for a closer look. Such a kindly, paternal face…it was beautiful, the most beautiful altar he’d ever seen. He drew up to it and laid a hand on the cold, stone surface. Then immediately, he knelt.
O Lord, I thank you for this silent time in your presence. Please strengthen me during this vacation…oh, and please forgive me for being distracted by that woman…I am sincerely sorry, having not guarding myself, for you created their eyes to be very beautiful. Why did you make them so beautiful? Well, Lord, I feel grateful that I am here in one piece. Thank you for this altar and if I may return the following morning, I would wish to say Mass here…”
Heavy footfalls interrupted his thoughts. Hastily, he concluded:
            “Holy Saint Joseph, custodian of the Most Holy Christ-child, please pray for me.”
Standing and tracing a cross over his chest, Fratelli faced a heavyset, grey-haired man. He had a small beard and wore draping, purple robes with a matching skullcap. A golden cross glittered around his neck.
“Well, you must be His Eminence, Cardinal Fratelli. Hello!” he said boisterously, opening his arms as if to embrace Fratelli.
When Fratelli awkwardly remained, frozen in place, the man put down his arms. He wondered about Fratelli’s lack of openness then stated:
“I am Rodolfo Fierri, the Archbishop of Pisa!”
Smiling, Fratelli let the archbishop embrace him and heartily pat his back, like a big brother would. Coughing, Fratelli withdrew, nervously folding his hands.
“I heard you were coming here to Pisa,” Rodolfo continued, “I knew it was you…I just knew it!”
Fratelli scratched his chin. Did the entire world know that he was on vacation?
“It is very pleasant to meet you as well, Your Excellency,” he then replied.
“Come, come, enough talk, let me show you around,” the archbishop exclaimed, putting one hand congenially on Fratelli’s shoulder.
Leisurely, they dallied about the vast cathedral, exploring this or that nook and cranny, this statue, that painting and of course, the wonderful side altars. As noon light began to fade, withdrawing from the windows, Rodolfo invited Fratelli inside his home to dine.
“I apologize, I must be back with my own company,” the cardinal said.
Rodolfo understood, nodding and smiling. Fratelli gave a respectful farewell then turned to leave. He suddenly stopped halfway down the cathedral’s long aisle and asked:
“If I could acquire a breviary for temporary use, it would be splendid.”
His voice echoed through the vaulted interior. He covered his mouth, not realizing how loudly it had carried. However, Rodolfo remained unperturbed, friendly as ever, grinning ear-to-ear. His reply resounded back:
“Of course, anything for you Cardinal Fratelli!”

~ ~ ~  
It was evening, around 5 O’clock when Fratelli returned to the palace hotel. Coming into his room, setting his borrowed breviary on a nearby stand, the first thing he heard was Gianni’s shrill exclamation:
“Wow, look at all this food!”
Indeed, the dining table was strewn with stewed clams in tomato sauce, crab-legs swimming in garlic butter and a roasted hen on a bed of bright, green vegetables. Two elegantly-clad servers waited for Fratelli and seeing him emerge, they bowed reverently, took his hat, and seated him. Gianni’s hand quivered, reaching for one of the crabs when Jan stopped him.
“You know we give the blessing first…” he said.
“Oh hurry- please hurry!” Gianni moaned.
Fratelli laughed, seeing the boy’s anticipation. He stood, lifted his hands and pronounced God’s blessing over the food. Soon as the word “amen” was spoken, Gianni descended upon the food like a starving fox. Fratelli winced, reminding him about good manners.
The fare tasted delightful, Fratelli acknowledged, biting into a piece of tender chicken. It nearly melted in his mouth. He also sampled all of the seafood and savored it. They drank dry white wine, which perfectly complimented the hearty flavor of the clams. Fratelli smiled. His vacation was finally beginning to feel like a vacation. 

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

A Vacation for Cardinal Fratelli, chapters 1-2


Chapter 1.
            A Baptism.

“Where is that cardinal?” said an auburn-haired woman, full figured with sharp green eyes.
 She stood impatiently, eyeing the baptismal font before her filled with crystal-clear water. Despite summer heat, they kept cool, shielded by ancient stone and tinted stained glass. Another, younger woman, more hesitantly, stepped forth. She had curly, brown hair and more peaceful, green eyes. She waited, disregarding bustling city noises outside the cathedral and fading sunlight. Cradled in her hands, wrapped in gauzy, white lace, a small child wriggled and squeaked.
Finally, a figure appeared, clad in scarlet finery. He was young for a cardinal, only 34 years of age, and followed by a boy in white robes. He folded his hands solemnly, prayerfully and proceeded forth.
“Well, if it isn’t Cardinal Fratelli being late,” the auburn-haired woman huffed.
The young cardinal’s air of formality broke. He stuffed a few locks of his curly, dark, brown hair beneath his red skullcap and answered, “My apologies Francine, Gianni couldn’t fit into his regular robes, he’s been eating too much.”
The boy beside him frowned then awkwardly handed Cardinal Fratelli a thick book of prayers, marked of course, to the proper place. Fratelli traced a cross of blessing into the air and began praying when the child wrestled in its mother’s arms and yelled out. The cardinal briefly winced from this piercing sound then continued. The prayers were long, imploring God for protection and purification. Everyone wondered if the little one could stay still the entire time.
Finally, taking the baby into his hands, he stared at her bright, brown eyes. This was his niece, the daughter of his brother, Ernesto and of his childhood friend, Michele. One, only and precious. The baby wiggled in his hold and for a moment, he thought she would climb onto his shoulder! Fortunately, she settled back down. Smiling, Fratelli poured clean water over her head while saying quietly:
“Angelica Di Cosi, I baptize thee in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.”
It was done! Fratelli’s niece was now a member of God’s family. Rejoicing and laughing, his family exited the cathedral. He and Gianni stood alone.
“I am not getting fat…” the boy protested.
His voice echoed flat. Fratelli walked elegantly down the church aisle, reached a side door and answered, “If we don’t work on your eating habits, you will be.”
Gianni grumbled something under his breath.
“What was that?” Fratelli asked.
“Nothing… Your Eminence.”

Returning to the cool interior of his villa, the cardinal handed Gianni over to Dina, the housekeeper. Two years ago, she had taken the boy in and adopted him. She hugged Gianni, patted his head and whisked him off to help in the kitchen. As for Fratelli, he rushed upstairs to prepare for dinner at Francine’s house. As his aunt and matriarch of the family, she invited him over and despite his many preoccupations, he couldn’t refuse.
Fumbling around the top of his cluttered dresser, Fratelli found his comb and straitened his hair. He figured all was well and retreated back downstairs into his private chapel to pray. The space was cool, dimly-lit and silent. Staring pensively towards the altar and golden tabernacle which contained the bread of Christ’s presence, Fratelli spoke:
            “You, O Lord, are the giver of all joy. I thank you for the graces you have outpoured upon my niece, little Angelica. May she be raised up in the family of God and grow to be a true daughter of the Church. I am so happy today…please don’t let my happiness fade now as I go visit my Aunt, Lord, for you know how difficult she can be sometimes…”
Fratelli left the chapel, walked through the hallway and opened the door to leave.
“Wait,” Dina said, suddenly approaching, “You can’t go alone, it’s after dark.”
The cardinal groaned, “Francine lives only a short distance, I’ll be fine.”
“Alright, Your Eminence, just this once- but please have your brother walk you back. He is after all, the city’s constable and will protect you well.”
With a nod, Fratelli opened the door and left.
Birds flitted and chirped overhead against the moonlight sky. Fratelli increased his pace, watching them fly from rooftop to rooftop, his mind filled with joyful thoughts. He rounded a corner and passed a small square lined with closed-up markets then headed down the road towards Francine’s house. The figure of a grown man immediately stood in his way. Fratelli felt fear lumping in his throat. He should have listened to Dina.
“Your Eminence. It’s me Alfred.”
“Oh dear, you frightened me so much!” Fratelli replied, clutching the golden cross that dangled from his chest, “Don’t do that again.”
“Sorry, sorry!” Alfred stuttered, “I just need to talk to you.”
“Go ahead,” Fratelli said.
Though he wanted to arrive at Francine’s house soon, he hid his impatience and listened while Alfred began,
“Please help me, I am very angry at my son, I don’t know how to express my anger besides yelling at him…”
Fratelli stayed a moment, gave Alfred some advice, blessed him and then said he must be on his way. Finally, Alfred let Fratelli go and he reached Francine’s house a half hour late.
The house was bright, warming and welcome as Fratelli stepped inside. A servant took his cloak and hat and he walked into the dining room where many voices conversed. He could hear Philomena, his youngest cousin, Ernesto, Michele and squeaking Angelica. Seeing him, they silenced- little Angelica too, as if sensing his presence. Francine stood from their midst and exclaimed:
“You’re late again Angelo!”
 “I apologize; I had to counsel a parishioner…” Fratelli said, trying to smile.
Francine almost smiled but she bent her lips back into a frown.
“Well, we are your family.”
“Yes I know, I know.”
He remained there awkwardly, folding his hands and toying with the big, golden ring on his right hand.
“Are you going to sit down?” Francine asked.
Nodding, Fratelli answered, “Yes, yes…”






            Chapter 2.
A Civic Ceremony.

Morning began nicely. Fratelli rose, dressed, said morning- prayer, celebrated Mass and ate a hearty breakfast.  Right after finishing his eggs, cheese and pastry smeared with pepper jelly, he met with a priest from a neighboring parish, Father Adreo and they discussed opening on orphanage in Lucca.
“A wonderful idea,” Fratelli said, leaning back, sipping a hot cup of tea.
Dina quickly poured Adreo a cup but the young priest politely refused.
“This is something very close to my heart,” he then said.
Fratelli answered, “I have not a single problem with it long as we can raise funds and can find a proper location within the city…maybe I’ll look into something.”
“Oh thank you, Your Eminence,” Father Adreo said standing up.
He took Fratelli’s hand, kissed his ring and hurriedly departed. Both of them had quite a bit of work to do before noon. Glad to have a moment of free time, Fratelli sat enjoying another cup of tea, watching bright, yellow afternoon sun spread through windows.  Soon, Dina approached.
“A fine gentleman is here to see you, about a blessing in the town square?”
“Oh yes, I forgot!” Fratelli said, “They want me to bless Lucca’s newest water-fountain.”
It was custom for the bishop of Lucca to bless new fountains, statues and fixtures, and it would be a glamorous ceremony indeed. Gianni soon scampered in. The boy certainly hadn’t forgotten about it.
            “Let’s go, let’s go!” he said, running in a circle.
“Please be calm Gianni,” Fratelli scolded, “I need you, after all, to the carry the train of my cappa- and to do so with dignity and grace.”
Hearing the word “cappa” made Gianni’s eyes light up even more. The long, bright scarlet cape was his favorite garment and he couldn’t wait for Fratelli to wear it. Fratelli however, could wait.
After meeting with the gentleman who then left, anxious to arrive at the ceremony, Fratelli slowly prepared and dressed for the occasion. Father Rodrigo approached with a younger deacon who worked in the parish. Lastly, Gianni came forth, sucking his stomach in to appear slimmer in his white server’s robes.  Much to Gianni’s anticipation, the two clerical assistants ahead of him wrapped the great, volumous cappa around Fratelli’s shoulders. Smiling proudly, Gianni held its train off the ground. Carefully, with help from Father Rodrigo, Gianni folded up the draping garment, making sure none of the fine cloth could snag or catch, as they neared an elaborate carriage. Together, they climbed aboard and headed to the town square. Now, the piazza was only a few blocks away, quite close to the cathedral, but they wouldn’t let the cardinal walk and risk dirtying his garb. It was important to make an entrance. Feeling a slight knot in his stomach, Fratelli could care less for entrances as he heard music playing in the distance.
People milled about the piazza, children ran to and fro, being reined in by their mothers, and several, dignified individuals waited in a line. These greeted Cardinal Fratelli as he stepped out of his carriage.  Crowds and music clamored as they exchanged salutations. In an elaborate but small procession, Fratelli walked around the piazza, mouthing silent prayers. Draping behind him, the cappa stretched like a thick ribbon of red taffy. Once nervous but now confident and regal, Fratelli smiled. He waved even more dramatically, inciting claps and cheers. The wind began picking up and his own excitement grew.
 Suddenly a strong gust blew and sent the great cape billowing, Gianni almost lost grip on the cloth but he grabbed it. Something then tugged back. The boy tugged again- and again, there was resistance. Annoyed by all the tugging, Fratelli looked over his shoulder to find an edge of the cappa snagged on a nearby shrub!
His cheeks blushed from sheer embarrassment, seeing the many onlookers. Some of them, mostly children, giggled while a few women gaped in horror. He wished sorely to hide his face yet saw Gianni trying to free the cape, hands digging into the cloth. He was going to tear it.
“Careful, careful!” Fratelli said, rushing towards the snag and gently loosing it.
 Finally, trying to forget the mishap, Fratelli walked onwards. He reached the water fountain; its newly-hewn, stone angels and decorative fish gleaming grey beneath bright sunlight. The assistant deacon handed Fratelli a silver container of holy water and the cardinal sprinkled it before him. Many eyes fell on him, eyes of every color as he began the blessing:
Lord Christ, thou art the fount of eternal life. You give us the water that lasts forever. Bless here, this fountain, I pray, assembled by human hands, for the good of this city and may it refresh our thirst and remind us of your gentle Providence, In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.”
Gianni would have readily mimicked Fratelli’s blessing gesture if his hands weren’t full of scarlet cloth. A band loudly played as people cheered. A few adolescent boys set off fire-crackers that sent smoke into the warm air. As Fratelli turned, one of the dignitaries stopped him, asking:
            “Your Eminence, won’t you stay for the music?”
“I apologize Signor, I have too much to do,” Fratelli answered.
The dignitary kissed Fratelli’s ring and bade farewell. Almost sadly, the cardinal took his leave. The whole way home, no one spoke. Even Gianni kept quiet. However, once they arrived back at the cardinal’s villa, his energy crept out. Grabbing the end of Fratelli’s cappa, Gianni tossed it around his shoulders, waved his arm in the air and said, “Bless you.”
“Stop it!” Fratelli hissed, snatching the cape back.
After a while, Fratelli changed from his elaborate dress into a regular, red cassock. Then, feeling exasperated, he sat in the parlor, sighed and began reading a document. Dina brought hot tea and he nodded thankfully. Rodrigo came into the room, saw Fratelli’s forlorn face and flushing cheeks, and he stopped, thinking a moment.
“What is it?” Fratelli asked, glancing up tiredly.
“Well,” the priest began, twiddling his stocky fingers, “Your Eminence, I think you may be in need of a vacation.”
Setting the document down, Fratelli spoke:
            “In all my 5 years of being a cardinal, I have never asked for nor was granted a vacation.”
“So, don’t you think that makes you even more in need of one?”
“I suppose you are right. I have been terribly overworked and tired lately…but where would I go?”
They both stared at eachother, pondering. At last, Fratelli stood, excitement flashing in his warm, amber eyes.
“I heard that Pisa is quite lovely this time of year. Glimmering seas, fine food, sunshine, palms swaying- altogether splendid.”
“Well then…you have your answer” Rodrigo answered.
Filled with youthful vigor, Fratelli dashed boyishly out of the room.
“A vacation!” he cried joyously, his voice echoing down the hall, “Just what I need. Indeed!”

A Vacation for Cardinal Fratelli

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A Vacation for Cardinal Fratelli~





The fifth book of “The Misadventures of Cardinal Fratelli series.” A cardinal’s life is full of duties, documents, appointments and ceremonies, this young Fratelli knows well, and after a series of comical mishaps gets him to realize he’s being overworked, he decides upon a lovely vacation in Pisa to the south. He heads along the coast of Italy, reluctantly taking Gianni and several servants with him, including Jan, intent on soaking up the sunshine and lovely scenery.  
However, Fratelli soon finds that even vacations can be thorny as the friendly Archbishop of Pisa wants help with many things, Gianni soon lands himself in trouble and the pestered cardinal just can’t seem to get any time alone! Will Fratelli get the vacation he’s always wanted- or disaster?

Tea with Cardinal Fratelli # 15


From: Rebecca and Karen
“Dear, Cardinal Fratelli,
For our school project, we’re supposed to choose a role-model and write about them. My friend and I both decided to write our paper about you so tell us about yourself- and remember our grade is riding on this!”


Dear, Rebecca and Karen.
I am flattered that you see me as a role-model. God is the true source of goodness and only he can make me look good despite my clumsiness and vanity…
What should I tell about myself? Hardly anyone asks me about myself… Well, I am 34 years old, I grew up here in Lucca, which is in Tuscany, in Italy. My favorite things are tranquility and olives but I detest rudeness, disobedience and the color red. Yes, I know I must wear it every day… God likes displaying his wisdom with irony…especially if I’m involved.
In adolescence, I decided to give my life to God and become a priest. I treasure quiet, prayerful moments with the Lord when no one is around. Because I am the youngest cardinal of the Church, old age seems to ripen them for the job, I have difficult time getting respect, though it may seem odd to you. My secretary makes all these changes without telling me, my aunt behaves as if my decision not to marry is just criminal and when I meet people, they like to pretend my ring is invisible!
I’m sorry if most of this letter consists of my own vain prattling- but now, at least, you know something about me.
In Christ,
Angelo Cardinal Fratelli