Mass with Gianni, my oldest altar-boy. He looks like an innocent angel but is not. How do I know this? Because I spent most of the morning peeling chewing gum off the bottom of my episcopal slippers...
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Sunday, May 5, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
A Frustrating Day for Cardinal Fratelli (part II)
Throughout
dinner, Cardinal Fratelli managed to avoid Veronica’s flirtatious glances. He
hoped her father would intervene but he was already too drunk with wine. Thank
goodness, Fratelli thought, he hasn’t asked for more. In order to be rid of the
temptation, the cardinal quickly poured a last glass and drank it.
Noticing,
Sergio laughed.
“No
more wine?” he asked.
“No.”
Fratelli said.
Veronica
giggled at him while her mother, Julia, yawned.
“My
dear, I am tired,” she mumbled, “It is so late. Should we be off?”
Yes,”
Fratelli interrupted before the sluggish Sergio could reply.
Getting
the message, Sergio stood. He shook crumbs off his fine attire, straitened his
hair and helped his wife from her chair. Veronica unseated last. She seemed
reluctant to leave, almost disappointed. Perhaps upset she cannot ogle me
anymore…Fratelli mused. Of course he didn’t say anything about it. With polite
smiles, he gave Sergio and his family farewell, guided them out and blessed
them on their way.
~ ~ ~
When their carriage finally disappeared from sight, he closed the door and sighed in relief. “Now, I can have quiet,” Fratelli said, “…and peace.”
~ ~ ~
When their carriage finally disappeared from sight, he closed the door and sighed in relief. “Now, I can have quiet,” Fratelli said, “…and peace.”
However,
his stomach began churning, uneasy from that last, quick drink of wine. Not yet
going upstairs, he strolled into the parlor where he blew out the only
candlelight, signaling that all in this house were asleep- and thus
unavailable. Cardinal Fratelli realized he was never quite unavailable. The
rigors of his office called at all hours. Even in the late night, someone could
need him. A widow could knock at his door, a prisoner flee to his cathedral or
a random penitent appear. Indeed, he could be summoned to give some poor soul final
anointing…He was constantly on guard against these things.
“Oh
Lord, how can the servant expect rest when he was made for work?” he asked the
darkness. No one answered. He spoke again.
“Your
Eminence,” a voice suddenly said, “Who are you talking to?”
“Oh
Rodrigo,” he exclaimed, seeing a white-robed figure perch on the staircase, “I
was just conversing with my Lord.”
“Let
me know if he ever talks back,” the priest sneered. He didn’t mean to be rude
and was just tired. Cardinal Fratelli hid his irritation. He approached Father
Rodrigo, put an arm around him and said, “Let us retire. The morning will not
be long, my stomach hurts… and now my head hurts.”
Monday, March 18, 2013
Tea with Cardinal Fratelli, # 17
From:
Mary,
“Your
Eminence, we just lost our family-dog, Buddy. This will be my children’s first
experience of loss and I don’t know what to say. Should I tell them that Buddy
is in heaven? Should I tell them that animals don’t have souls and they just go
away? Help, I’m tongue-tied!”
Dear, Mary.
My, you have such a beautiful name…but
yes, about the dog. I sympathize with your loss. Animals can be wonderful
companions, even when they steal food from the table and sneeze on you… It’s
best to inform your children about death in light of God. In this case, I
wouldn’t declare it anathema to tell them dear Buddy is in heaven. The Good
Lord created all animals and I’m sure he takes them all back somehow. Moreso,
their crying, tantrums and begging for another dog will be eased by explaining
that one day, they may see Buddy again.
In Christ,
Angelo Cardinal Fratelli.
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Tea with Cardinal Fratelli, # 16
“I
am 42, a single mother and am seriously thinking about becoming Christian.
However, there are different churches in my town and I don’t know which one to attend.
I am just starting out with this and need a place that is comforting and
accepting, where they won’t look down on a silly convert like me.
Sincerely,
Joyce.”
Dear Joyce,
Firstly, praised be God that you are
considering the Christian faith! This will be so good for you and for your
children- even if they are grown. Your spiritual journey will be hard no doubt,
and confusing since there are indeed many, various churches which teach
different things. Now, I’m not one to push and pry but the church that will
benefit you most is one steady and well-established… anything founded after
1300 AD is probably no good. Also, stay away from churches that sing 60’s rock
songs made into hymns…
Why don’t you come to the cathedral for
Mass? I’d be very pleased speaking with you and sorting things out. This world
we live in can be immensely chaotic and painful but verily, as you have
discovered, Christ is the answer!
Yours in Christ,
Angelo Cardinal Fratelli.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Oh no, not a Conclave! -Part II
This morning, I felt very much full of vigor as I got up. I spent some time making sure my choir dress was perfect and unwrinkled then attended Mass at St Peter's Basilica. I must admit, that the powerful beauty and austerity of it all drew me in- so that I was almost distracted from the gravity of the matter at hand.
I ate breakfast at the inn, by myself, kindly excusing Father Rodrigo and taking a seat by a sun-filled window. My coffee was too hot and my pastry was cold but I didn't mind as there were grapes and delicious cheese. I considered sneaking a jar of olives into the conclave...oh and a tin of Turkish delight! Rodrigo, knowing my love for these foods said it seemed a rather good idea- especially if I was going to be held long. So I sent my aunt Francine out to buy those things.
That afternoon, I traveled to my titular church: Santi Apostoli, or the church of the Holy Apostles. It was the last bit of free time I'd have. Walking around calmed my nerves a bit yet when I tried to pray, a feeling of dryness came over me. Why now?
Sometimes instead of talking, there needs to be listening. God is not heard in the thunder or the earthquake but He speaks with a quiet voice. How often do I dim that quiet voice with my own musings, worries and circular thoughts? No, this was not a time to talk but to listen. The voice didn't come to me until I returned to the Piazza of St Peter. My aunt Francine was there, handing over my "secret" food items. She started fretting about my cross and biretta. Merciful goodness, I had my biretta perfectly straitened until she touched it! It was when I fixed the biretta, walked away and stood by the nearest water fountain that God told me softly, not to worry so much. He said "What are you afraid of? For this you were called."
Certainly, from time to time, it is necessary to remember that when we are doing the will of God, answering His call, that He will make a way. Worrying is quite natural, especially when facing momentous decisions or adventures but we must trust and put our best foot forward. I am ashamed to admit that before, I considered it good to run away and hide from this the same way I wanted to run away from being a cardinal many years ago. However, when laboring for the Lord, there is no hiding or running away.
We must boldly say like the prophets of old: "I am here, send me!" Sometimes things are frightening. like the prospect of being locked in a room for days with cantankerous and pompous cardinals. However, sometimes we make ourselves more afraid than we really have to be. If the Lord is on your side, who can stop you? Not even the crankiest, most pompous cardinal that is for sure! Certainly, in carrying out the Lord's will, there is no need to fear. I suppose I ought to fearlessly approach this and do it right- with His help of course.
Disclaimer: Cardinal Fratelli is not an actual cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church but a fictional character.
I ate breakfast at the inn, by myself, kindly excusing Father Rodrigo and taking a seat by a sun-filled window. My coffee was too hot and my pastry was cold but I didn't mind as there were grapes and delicious cheese. I considered sneaking a jar of olives into the conclave...oh and a tin of Turkish delight! Rodrigo, knowing my love for these foods said it seemed a rather good idea- especially if I was going to be held long. So I sent my aunt Francine out to buy those things.
That afternoon, I traveled to my titular church: Santi Apostoli, or the church of the Holy Apostles. It was the last bit of free time I'd have. Walking around calmed my nerves a bit yet when I tried to pray, a feeling of dryness came over me. Why now?
Sometimes instead of talking, there needs to be listening. God is not heard in the thunder or the earthquake but He speaks with a quiet voice. How often do I dim that quiet voice with my own musings, worries and circular thoughts? No, this was not a time to talk but to listen. The voice didn't come to me until I returned to the Piazza of St Peter. My aunt Francine was there, handing over my "secret" food items. She started fretting about my cross and biretta. Merciful goodness, I had my biretta perfectly straitened until she touched it! It was when I fixed the biretta, walked away and stood by the nearest water fountain that God told me softly, not to worry so much. He said "What are you afraid of? For this you were called."
Certainly, from time to time, it is necessary to remember that when we are doing the will of God, answering His call, that He will make a way. Worrying is quite natural, especially when facing momentous decisions or adventures but we must trust and put our best foot forward. I am ashamed to admit that before, I considered it good to run away and hide from this the same way I wanted to run away from being a cardinal many years ago. However, when laboring for the Lord, there is no hiding or running away.
We must boldly say like the prophets of old: "I am here, send me!" Sometimes things are frightening. like the prospect of being locked in a room for days with cantankerous and pompous cardinals. However, sometimes we make ourselves more afraid than we really have to be. If the Lord is on your side, who can stop you? Not even the crankiest, most pompous cardinal that is for sure! Certainly, in carrying out the Lord's will, there is no need to fear. I suppose I ought to fearlessly approach this and do it right- with His help of course.
Disclaimer: Cardinal Fratelli is not an actual cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church but a fictional character.
Monday, March 11, 2013
Oh no, not a conclave! - Part I
When I arrived to Rome yesterday, I noticed my leg had fallen asleep. Stepping from the stagecoach, I almost fell! Luckily, my secretary, Father Rodrigo, caught me. He told me I must be careful. Rome is always a very exciting place for me. They have the best calzone and make the creamiest tomato soup, which was perfect on the cold day I arrived. There was some rain in the air and I prayed the Lord would keep me dry and warm. I don't tend to have good luck with rain as it usually finds some way to evade an umbrella and get my little zucchetto all wet.
Now it was getting dark when I arrived. Many people were scurrying about, their attention drawn to the lamps being lit, restaurants opening and the occasional cardinal who darted by hoping to be unseen. Must I say, I dread being fussed over!
As I approached the Piazza of St. Peter's I suddenly wondered what it was like for the chief apostle of Christ to walk these very same streets. Was he bold, standing on a monument to proclaim the love our Lord has for us? Did he baptize many in the Tiber River nearby? Was he afraid soldiers would come to arrest him? Rome was a place of wonder to Peter but in a way, it was his own garden of agony. He knew he was going to die there as Jesus foretold, he probably wrestled with this. However, the once weak, cowardly apostle now rose courageously to meet his suffering. He stood in this square, condemned to death and still lifted up prayers. He didn't care for the cruel world which hated him and hated his message, he knew he was going to be with the Lord. His sadness would be eternal joy!
That is somewhat how I feel. This is my first conclave and all I know is that being in a room full of cardinals is dreadful. There will be much bickering and posturing. We, being sinful men, assert ourselves at the most awkward moments...like when I tried to enjoy a bit of supper.
I didn't want to be asked about my opinions on democracy, other religions and reforming the Roman Missal when I was tired, cold and hungry. I am going to suffer in these next days, I know it. Hopefully, I can lift my voice to God and think of the innumerable things He has stored up for those who love Him. I hope I can act according to His will...and not raise my voice at anyone. True courage and strength amidst danger comes from God. Power comes not from man but from God. I remind myself that it was only because of the Rock of Salvation that Peter could become a rock of the Church.
After I had eaten only one spoonful of that splendid tomato soup I mentioned earlier, I was approached. Two of my fellow-cardinals spoke in loud voices. One asked if I think he would make a good pope. Merciful goodness! They sat right next to me and fought over a pitcher of water, wetting the table right where my zucchetto had been laid. Frustration and suffering indeed! I put the zucchetto in my pocket. At least, I can keep it safe. Cannot say the same for myself.
(disclaimer, Cardinal Fratelli is not an actual cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church but a fictional character.)
Now it was getting dark when I arrived. Many people were scurrying about, their attention drawn to the lamps being lit, restaurants opening and the occasional cardinal who darted by hoping to be unseen. Must I say, I dread being fussed over!
As I approached the Piazza of St. Peter's I suddenly wondered what it was like for the chief apostle of Christ to walk these very same streets. Was he bold, standing on a monument to proclaim the love our Lord has for us? Did he baptize many in the Tiber River nearby? Was he afraid soldiers would come to arrest him? Rome was a place of wonder to Peter but in a way, it was his own garden of agony. He knew he was going to die there as Jesus foretold, he probably wrestled with this. However, the once weak, cowardly apostle now rose courageously to meet his suffering. He stood in this square, condemned to death and still lifted up prayers. He didn't care for the cruel world which hated him and hated his message, he knew he was going to be with the Lord. His sadness would be eternal joy!
That is somewhat how I feel. This is my first conclave and all I know is that being in a room full of cardinals is dreadful. There will be much bickering and posturing. We, being sinful men, assert ourselves at the most awkward moments...like when I tried to enjoy a bit of supper.
I didn't want to be asked about my opinions on democracy, other religions and reforming the Roman Missal when I was tired, cold and hungry. I am going to suffer in these next days, I know it. Hopefully, I can lift my voice to God and think of the innumerable things He has stored up for those who love Him. I hope I can act according to His will...and not raise my voice at anyone. True courage and strength amidst danger comes from God. Power comes not from man but from God. I remind myself that it was only because of the Rock of Salvation that Peter could become a rock of the Church.
After I had eaten only one spoonful of that splendid tomato soup I mentioned earlier, I was approached. Two of my fellow-cardinals spoke in loud voices. One asked if I think he would make a good pope. Merciful goodness! They sat right next to me and fought over a pitcher of water, wetting the table right where my zucchetto had been laid. Frustration and suffering indeed! I put the zucchetto in my pocket. At least, I can keep it safe. Cannot say the same for myself.
(disclaimer, Cardinal Fratelli is not an actual cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church but a fictional character.)
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Fell asleep in the office again
I had finally finished this long book on matters of theology and of the Holy Trinity, and was going to write down my insights but...I fell asleep.
Monday, February 18, 2013
A Vacation for Cardinal Fratelli, ch. 13,14-15
Chapter
13.
A
Restful Day.
Lazily, Cardinal
Fratelli woke the next morning. He crawled out of bed, dressed and said
morning-prayer out on the room’s small balcony. He was staring at bustling
streets below when Gianni’s voice interrupted him.
“Let’s
go swimming!”
“No,”
Fratelli said quietly, “It is not proper for me.”
Mario
emerged into the room holding a plate of food as an anonymous servant carried
in a teapot. He left, taking Gianni with him. After the boy’s scuffle, they
wouldn’t leave him unattended. Fratelli sat down to breakfast and silently ate.
He wished for a nice, quiet day. Suddenly, Gianni came back in.
“Can
you come swimming with us, please?” he begged.
“No”
was Fratelli’s final answer.
After
finishing his meal, Fratelli grabbed his broad saturno, walked downstairs and
snuck outside. He knew Jan and Mario would be upset about this but he needed to
get away. That, after all, was the point of having a vacation… He easily
slipped between the crowds, happily unnoticed and crossed the street. The sun
climbed higher, looming over him. Though Fratelli’s head stayed cool from the
broad hat, his body felt warm and he loosened his buttons. Just when he decided
to sit down in a shady area, Rodolfo, the archbishop, approached out of
nowhere.
“Good
morning, Your Eminence!” he cried.
“Good
morning,” Fratelli replied, nodding respectfully.
Fanning
himself from the sun’s heat, Rodolfo fidgeted with his glittering cross and
then spoke;
“It’s a hot one
today! So glad to find you… Can you come with me to the cathedral?”
Fratelli nodded
again. It wouldn’t be right to refuse; he concluded but followed very
hesitantly. Rodolfo noticed, turned around and eagerly gestured with his hand
for him to hurry. Fratelli groaned. Seeing Fratelli’s frown, Rodolfo figured to
start up a conversation.
“Did
you enjoy the dance last night?”
Now
smiling, Fratelli answered, “Yes I did. In fact, I dreamed that I was dancing…”
“With
Lydia?” asked the archbishop, suppressing a grin.
“No,
with Michele.”
“Who
is Michele?”
“Oh,
she is a friend of mine.”
“A
pretty friend?”
Fratelli
nodded a third time then replied, “Yes, she is married now… thank the Lord.”
Both men smiled.
The sunlight and sounds of the lively city were pleasant. Two large seagulls
flew overhead squawking. Salty air wafted around them. When they reached the
green bank around the cathedral, Fratelli looked towards the oddly leaning bell
tower.
“Would
you like to go up there?” Rodolfo asked.
“Why,
yes I would,” said Fratelli.
Rodolfo
looked awkward, reaching beneath his purple robes to snatch a key-ring. It
jingled as he searched for the right one and unlocked the tower’s door. He
gestured for Fratelli to go in first. Inside, cool air relieved him and damp
dark. He removed his hat as Rodolfo followed after. Fratelli glanced up with
amazement at the wide, looming bells. Morning dew still dripped from the cold
metal. One drop landed on his nose and he snorted. Slowly, Fratelli climbed the
spiral staircase and stopped, looking out an arched window at the city square.
Several carriages shuffled past, people milled about. Some, probably
vacationers like himself, paused and pointed in their direction.
Resting his
hands against the cold, stone wall, Fratelli sighed. He thanked God for this
restful moment. It was perfect up here. Eventually, however, he stepped back
down the stairs, slowly as he’d come, and emerged outside. Keeping thoughts
inside, he simply smiled while they strolled to the cathedral.
When they
reached the central aisle, a thin priest appeared with several white-robed
choir boys in tow. Rodolfo wanted more help with them. Instead of frowning or
groaning, Fratelli patiently sat down. Standing next to Rodolfo, the priest
looked as his exact opposite, lean and gaunt while the archbishop was plump and
rosy-faced. The boys squirmed and stared at Fratelli as he rose.
“Let
us learn to properly chant today,” he began.
Their
little eyes fixed on him.
Delicately
lifting one hand, Cardinal Fratelli opened his mouth and intoned a chant, “Kyrie Eleison…”
The
boys haphazardly repeated it. The cardinal cringed then tried again:
“Kyriiie, Eleeison…”
They
responded better this time. Fratelli stood there and worked with them for about
an hour. When the boys learned to properly chant the Kyrie, albeit rather roughly,
he slumped down in a pew and sighed with relief. Rodolfo laughed, watching the
weary boys leave then turned to the equally weary cardinal.
“A
handful aren’t they?”
Fratelli
wiped his forehead, expressing silent agreement.
In appreciation,
Rodolfo took Fratelli for a lunch of baked bread, cheese risotto and roasted
crab soup. Arriving back to the hotel alone, he saw Mario standing near the
doorway, worried and frowning.
“I
needed to be alone,” Fratelli explained.
Though
still upset, Mario decided not to speak. He escorted Fratelli back to his room
where the cardinal laid down for a nap.
A nearby chime
announced the hour of one ‘O’clock as Fratelli stirred and rose. He combed his
messy hair then strolled downstairs. He spent most of the evening milling about
the hotel’s small library. Most of the books there were fictional but either
romantic or about war. He vaguely flipped through them then began straitening
the shelves. Later, he joined the others at supper.
Gianni, who had
just returned from swimming, continued bothering Fratelli to swim. At last, the
cardinal walked away. Mario followed.
“No, please
stay. I am just going to stroll by the seaside,” Fratelli said, “I will be back
soon.”
They
understood and let him go.
Trekking
over soft sand, Fratelli eyed the moon, which formed a perfect, white circle,
almost floating atop the waves. Silver light hit his smiling face as he
listened to murmuring waters. The beach was entirely deserted. Fratelli gazed
around, looking for a sign of life. Nothing but the moon, sand and sea
accompanied him. Sitting upon a smooth rock, he removed his socks and dipped
one foot into the sea. Its coldness startled him yet soothed after such a warm
day.
His mind turned
to swimming. Could he? Maybe he would just wade a little? Once again, Fratelli
gazed around and saw no one. Quickly, Fratelli removed his outer shirt and pants,
folding them neatly and waded almost waist-deep into the water. An abrupt,
swirling wave soon knocked him off balance. He fell completely in! Spitting and
squinting, his head emerged, still looking very surprised. “Well, I suppose I’m
swimming whether I like it or not,” he mused to himself. In playful fashion,
Fratelli spread out his arms and paddled in a circle. Then he dove, touched the
sandy sea floor and re-emerged. His laughter echoed into the night.
He came out of
the water, sat on the rock to dry off and spoke a grateful prayer:
“O Precious Lord, thank you for this day, for
this restful day. I suppose swimming isn’t as bad as I first thought…this night
was perfect for me. Truly, the sea is full of wonder, your creation full of
wonder.”
Suddenly
something sticky and rather cold touched his leg. Seeing a tiny octopus
wandering onto his foot, he jumped, shouting and shaking it off. He snatched a stick and warily prodded the
gooey creature back into the water. When
Fratelli returned to the hotel, still slightly wet with his hair dripping, Jan
rushed forth with a dry towel.
“Oh,
Your Eminence,” he gasped, “Did you fall into the ocean?”
“Sort
of…”
Chapter 14.
The
Rush.
On Sunday,
Cardinal Fratelli rose early to celebrate Mass at the cathedral. He tried to
give Rodolfo’s breviary back but the archbishop told him” Please, keep it.”
Morning sunlight poured into the hotel bedroom as he began packing for the trip
home. Gianni watched him carefully fold his clothes, including his red cassock
along with an assortment of stockings. Gianni had previously shoved all his
wrinkled clothes in a suitcase. He was ready to leave this place with its
taunting locals and impatiently waited for the cardinal.
“I’m
missing a stocking,” Fratelli suddenly said.
Gianni
snickered but one look silenced him. Fratelli began searching around and
finally dug a scarlet stocking from beneath the bed. He sighed and packed it
with the others.
“Can
we get some gelato before we leave?” Gianni then asked.
Mario
glanced at his timepiece and gestured to indicate they had to leave soon.
Fratelli began speaking but Gianni interrupted, “Please, we’ll be really fast.”
The cardinal
shrugged. He too yearned for one last taste of the cold, savory treat. Mario
took their bags while Fratelli departed with Gianni in tow. They promised to be
back very soon.
Jan appeared, holding
a large handbag. He peeked into the room and asked, “Where is his Eminence? We
must be going soon.”
“He went for one
last cup of gelato,” Mario answered.
Jan set the bag
down and groaned.
Reaching the
gelato-stand, Fratelli quickly ordered one chocolate cup and one cherry.
“I’m sorry sir,
we are out of cherry,” the vendor said.
Fratelli
shrugged.
“I suppose I can try something different… I’d like chocolate then.”
“I suppose I can try something different… I’d like chocolate then.”
Squinting in the
sunlight, Fratelli leaned against a wall and ate the creamy dessert. Gianni
suddenly tugged at his sleeve.
“Your Eminence,”
he said, now pointing at the clock tower, “It is time to go.”
“Don’t you
remind me what time it is,” Fratelli snapped then started towards the hotel. Gianni
darted ahead of him and they increased their pace to a steady run. Gianni
arrived first just as Jan and Mario were exiting the hotel. Fratelli lagged
behind panting.
“Come on, Your
Eminence, we will miss the noon train,” Jan cautioned.
They boarded a
carriage and Jan urged the driver to go fast. Fratelli had barely sat down when
the carriage bustled forth at full speed. He fell over onto Mario who steadied
him. Gianni laughed, his body being tossed about. It was fun for him! Fratelli
on the other hand, clenched an armrest and frowned. Within a half hour, they
reached the train station. Fratelli was last to step down as Jan pointed and
cried out, “Look, the train is preparing to leave!”
Indeed, curls of
white steam rose into the air as heavy, metallic pistons began to churn.
“Oh no!”
Fratelli shouted, making a headlong dash.
The train hadn’t
started moving yet, so they still might make it! Gianni outran him and quickly jumped
aboard the train, signaling the conductor to stop. His voice lost amidst an
increasing clatter, the conductor mouthed the words: “Hurry!”
Mario reached
the train next and handed over Fratelli’s bags. Suddenly, there was a jolt. A
loud screech rang out and the huge wheels came alive. The train was leaving!
Jan’s feet scrambled for a lower step, Mario helped him aboard and Fratelli
lastly approached, running frantically. He shouted in frustration, knowing the
pavement was scraping his fine shoes, gathered strength and leapt up. Mario’s
strong hand caught him. While Jan patted his back reassuringly, Fratelli went
inside the cabin. He breathed heavily from exertion, wiped his sweaty forehead
and smiled faintly.
“Thank you O
Lord!” he gasped “but I do not want that to ever happen again!”
The conductor
took their tickets and led them to a private compartment. It looked very much
like the place they sat before, probably was the same place. Saying nothing,
Fratelli sat down in a plump seat and sighed with great relief. He lifted up
his shoes and saw deep, scuff marks in the polished, black leather.
“Oh, my shoes…”
he moaned.
“It is okay,
Your Eminence,” Jan said, handing him a steaming cup of tea, “here.”
“Why, thank
you,” Fratelli replied, taking small sips. The hot beverage calmed his nerves and
he rested, staring out the window as trees and buildings blurred by. Now, he opened
the crinkled pages of Rodolfo’s breviary and recited noonday prayer. Yes, he
was rather late but remained content and at ease. Lateness seemed to be the
tone of the day…
Chapter
15.
Home.
The train
rhythmically clattered over the tracks. Fratelli leaned his head on one hand
and stared out the window. Then gently, he reached for one of his bags and
checked inside to make sure Dina’s teapot that he’d bought was still in one
piece. Peeling away paper padding, he saw it looked fine. He checked the other
gifts, careful not to reveal the licorice tin, and saw they were also safe.
Sitting back in his seat, he sighed contently.
Gianni, growing restless, asked to explore and
Mario escorted him from the compartment. Now, it was just Jan and the cardinal.
They eyed eachother but said nothing. This continued for several moments until
Jan spoke,
“Thank you, Your Eminence.”
“Thank you, Your Eminence.”
“For
what?”
Jan
answered, “For being so gracious to me.”
Fratelli
suppressed a groan at the flattering words but knew that Jan truly meant it.
Four months ago, when they’d met, Jan was serving the arrogant Lamberto II, son
of the Duke of Tuscany. He practically begged Fratelli to hire him instead and
the cardinal obliged. Since then, things were well. Feeling idle, Jan stood up
and offered to fetch more tea.
“I
would like that,” Fratelli said.
Jan
returned followed by Mario and Gianni. The boy began prattling about train
wheels and steam, obviously amazed at this mode of travel.
“I
want to be a train conductor when I grow up,” Gianni said.
“I
thought you wanted to be a cardinal?” Mario replied.
Fratelli
straitened in his seat, smiling, secretly delighted at hearing this. Gianni
gave him an apologetic look then concluded, “I’ll be both!”
They ate a
light, satisfying lunch. Fratelli took the bowl of olives and mixed them into
his bowl of cold ham salad. The hours dragged by into evening and then into
night when at last; Lucca’s walls and flickering lamplights became visible from
the window.
“Oh,
we are home!” Fratelli shouted excitedly.
The
train began slowing and Fratelli prematurely jumped up, ready to leave.
Suddenly the train stopped and jolted him. He tumbled back into his seat.
“Oh,
Your Eminence!” Jan cried, rushing to help him.
Fratelli
nudged him away, stood and dusted himself off. Then, assuming a dignified air,
pretending nothing happened; he opened the compartment door and led them out. Lucca’s
ornate station greeted them. Tiredly, Fratelli stepped down onto the platform
and yawned. Jan grabbed his arm to steady him.
“I’m
fine,” the cardinal mumbled.
They
bid Mario a farewell and began walking to a stagecoach that waited. Wordlessly
and wearily, they boarded, even Gianni making no sound. When they arrived to
Fratelli’s dimly lit villa, the hour already drew past midnight. Dina came
outside, carrying a bright lamp as Fratelli stepped onto the grass.
“Oh,
Your Eminence, we’ve missed you!” she said.
“I
missed being home as well,” Fratelli answered.
He
followed her inside and the smell of stewing vegetables hit his nose. His sides
started aching…he didn’t realize how hungry he was. Gianni, of course, darted
into the dining room and helped himself to the warm pot. Fratelli whispered a
short blessing as the boy scooped food onto his plate. Then, he also ate.
Rodrigo came from upstairs, himself looking very tired and met them.
“Oh,
am I glad to see you!” Fratelli cried, “And you too Dina!”
“I
am very glad to see you, Your Eminence, it’s been hard work running this place
without you. Now I may be in need of a vacation,” Rodrigo replied.
They laughed
together. Dina took Gianni and went home for the night. Fratelli secretly
wondered how she would react once learning of Gianni’s scuffle and the ruined
suit. The hour was getting too late for thinking. Sitting at the table, he
stifled a yawn.
“I must retire,”
he said.
“Go on, go on,”
Rodrigo said, “Your bed is waiting.”
Cardinal
Fratelli readily went upstairs, washed his face and then lay down. He fell
asleep fully-dressed, not bothering to put covers on. The next morning he awoke
along with the rising sun. Yellow light warmed his skin as he sat up and
stretched. He felt relaxed, vivified and very content, ready to face a new day.
He washed, dressed in his usual red cassock and then went downstairs.
“Oh, a beautiful morning indeed!”
Fratelli said to himself, “Thank you Lord
for such a restful vacation! It has restored my strength and whatever this day
holds I shall meet with anticipant vigor!”
While excitedly rushing to breakfast, his feet slipped on the hall’s Oriental rug. Hearing a clatter and a thud in the hallway, Dina smiled. He was back.
While excitedly rushing to breakfast, his feet slipped on the hall’s Oriental rug. Hearing a clatter and a thud in the hallway, Dina smiled. He was back.
~ The End.
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A Vacation for Cardinal Fratelli, ch. 11-12
Chapter
11.
Gifts.
Fratelli awoke the
next morning with a terrible itch on his back. Trying to reach it, he tossed
and turned. Finally, in frustration, he threw off the linen bed-sheets. He
craned his arm around, trying again and unexpectedly rolled off his bed. Jan
emerged as he lay there, rubbing his back against the wood floor.
“Your Eminence-
what on earth are you doing?” the utterly perplexed servant stammered.
Fratelli scrambled afoot, dusted himself off
and nonchalantly dismissed the whole affair.
“Do not bother
asking,” he said.
Jan didn’t.
Come noon,
Fratelli shared lunch with Gianni, Jan and Mario. When a cool breeze from the
nearby, open window brushed his face, Fratelli longed to go outside. He checked
the wood-framed clock perched beside him on a fireplace which read: 12:12.
There was still much of the town he hadn’t seen. He finished eating, walked upstairs and donned
his casual attire. Gianni stopped him at the door, begging to come with.
“No, not today
Gianni,” Fratelli answered.
“Please…”
“Now, I need
some time for myself,” Fratelli insisted, pausing to grab a scarlet cloak and
likewise-colored, broad hat.
However, he felt
sorry for the boy and turned back. Handing some coins over to Jan, he asked him
to take Gianni out and perhaps buy him some badly-needed new clothes.
Noonday brought
crowds to the main piazza where Fratelli wandered, looking at the many market
stalls and café’s that lined the street. Mario followed in the distance but was
easily ignored. Touching his chin, he wondered what to buy… Seeing him pass, a
large man shouted and held up a shiny vase. Fratelli became more interested
however in a stall brimming with religious statues. He had wanted to get gifts
for everyone at home. A bronze statuette of St. Michael the Archangel, fiercely
gleaming in the sun, caught his eye.
A small-framed
man with grey hair greeted him, “Hello, do you see anything you like?”
“Yes, I would
like this St. Michael,” Fratelli answered.
He paid for the
statue, put in in his cloth satchel and smiled. This would be perfect for
Ernesto who needed heavenly protection when on his patrol duties. “Now, what
shall I get for the others?” Fratelli asked himself.
A woman nearby
was selling jewelry and Fratelli remembered how much Michele loved exotic
hairclips. His hands quickly chose a nice barrette made of coral, inlaid with
pearls. It reminded him of the sea. Michele would love it! Fratelli suddenly
turned at hearing a loud voice:
“Beautiful dinnerware and napkins, unlike any in town, sold here!”
“Beautiful dinnerware and napkins, unlike any in town, sold here!”
Fratelli
couldn’t help but investigate.
“Oh, greetings
fine gentleman,” the vendor said, twirling his mustache, deep in thought,
“Perhaps you would like these red napkins to match your coat?”
Fratelli shied
away from the red bundle presented to him.
“Oh, no, I’m
tired of red. My shoes are red, my socks are red, my hat is red, my gloves are
red, my buttons are red, merciful goodness, I do not want red napkins!”
“Perhaps blue is
your color?” the vendor asked.
“Yes, I like
them much more,” Fratelli replied, accepting the blue bundle of soft, silky
napkins.
These were
perfect for Francine…
Afterwards,
Fratelli found a nice teapot for Dina and a tin filled with glistening licorice
candy for Gianni. With satisfaction, he smiled. Everyone now had a gift.
Nearing the edge
of the palatial piazza, Fratelli wiped some sweat from his brow. He sat down on
a bench beneath a shady tree, collecting together his things. Feeling thirsty,
Fratelli stood and wandered to a café where he sipped fresh lemonade. Sitting,
eyes closed, he sipped the cool, tart beverage. It was nice being here in regular clothes,
without the hordes of people who usually assailed him asking for blessings,
advice and attention. Vacation…
His back began
itching. Fratelli squirmed, trying to reach the itch with one hand. Oh, why
now! Seeing him in such torment, a young man approached.
“You look like
you may need one of these,” he said, lifting up an ivory backscratcher.
“Oh, yes, yes!”
Fratelli said.
He stood up,
eager to snatch the useful tool.
“Ah, ah, you
must pay first…”
Grumbling,
Fratelli handed over some coins then took the backscratcher and furiously drew
it across his back. At last, the itching was relieved! He strolled from the
marketplace and thanked God.
Chapter
12.
The Scuffle.
Arriving back to
the hotel, Fratelli was abruptly greeted by Mario who held a crumpled letter in
his hand. With patience, Fratelli set down the various gifts he had bought at
the marketplace, took the letter from Mario’s waving hand and unraveled it. He
read aloud:
To the Most-Reverend Cardinal Fratelli,
I deeply apologize that this news has come with such short
notice and promise to make it up to you.
The last time we met together, I entirely forgot to mention that on this
night, I’m attending the Primate’s ball and that I’m allowed to invite one
guest. Please, if you can make time and energy, come as my guest. Needless to
say, I hope to meet you at the grand foyer of the Primate’s estate, at 7’O’clock
this evening.
Your friend,
Rodolfo Fierri, Archbishop of Pisa.
Fratelli paused,
stricken by this sudden turn of events. All he said was:
“7’O’clock?
Gianni won’t even be in bed yet…”
Hearing his
name, Gianni strolled in.
“What is it?” he
asked.
Ignoring him,
Fratelli asked Mario:
“What shall I
do?”
Mario answered,
“I would go- it’s a rare opportunity.”
“What’s a rare
opportunity?” Gianni continued.
“Who will watch
after Gianni?” Fratelli then asked.
Waving his arms
in frustration, Gianni cried out: “I’m right here!”
“Okay…okay…”
Fratelli mumbled, sitting down and pondering, “Though I feel quite tired, I
can’t risk offending the Archbishop of Pisa, despite his short notice, and I
certainly can’t make it seem as if I’m avoiding the Primate of this fine city.”
“So, you’ll go?”
Mario inquired.
Absolutely
annoyed at being ignored, Gianni jumped between Fratelli and Mario. He put one
hand on Fratelli’s knee, peered up boyishly and asserted:
“Please tell me
what is going on!”
Hiding his
irritation, Fratelli finally answered the boy:
“We are going to
a dance.”
Gianni moaned
and stuck out his tongue.
“I don’t know
how to dance,” he grumbled.
“Well then,
we’ll have to teach you,” Fratelli said.
~ ~ ~
It was a small
affair, a very private party with a harpsichord playing softly and hors
d'oeuvres. Cardinal Fratelli arrived along with the Gianni and Mario to meet Archbishop
Rodolfo at the door. Wearing striking, purple finery, the archbishop greeted
him with a big hug.
“I knew you
would make it!”
“Yes, yes…”
Fratelli mumbled, taken in by the quaint splendor of the party around them.
Women paraded
past, clad in blue and magenta-pink dresses. Some waved oriental fans to keep
cool. They bowed slightly in greeting Fratelli and Rodolfo then kept meandering
by. Gianni’s eyes widened as he saw plates of food being carried by a couple
servants. Before Gianni rushed off to grab a tasty morsel, he was introduced by
Fratelli:
“Your
Excellency, this is Gianni…”
Rodolfo caught
Gianni’s small hand in his big hand and shook it. Fratelli raised an eyebrow but
said nothing as Rodolfo laughed and let Gianni run towards the food. Fratelli
dearly hoped that the boy wouldn’t spill anything on his new suit. He finally
followed after and nibbled on some bruschetta squares with black olives. Though
he personally favored green olives, he felt very glad that they served these.
He wouldn’t dare say anything to disagree with his gracious hosts.
The Primate of
Pisa sat at a nearby table, donned in a black suit, red cloak and glistening
chains. He rose, seeing Fratelli and Rodolfo come forth.
“I am so glad
you could make it, Excellency,” he said taking Rodolfo’s fat hand and kissing
his ring. Then he saw Fratelli and did likewise, saying “I’m so glad you
brought the esteemed Cardinal of Lucca! We’ve met before.”
Trapped in a
conversation, Fratelli stood. He nodded and smiled as the Primate went on and
on about how joyous this occasion was. Finally, the Primate sat next to his
daughter Lydia. She looked in her twenties, wore a coral-colored dress and had
her dark hair tied back. Rodolfo urged Fratelli to take his seat while more
conversation began. Fratelli had barely enough time to eat more bruschetta and
finish his glass of wine before the dancing started up. Gianni stared nervously
at one of the young girls in a green dress, who stared back, giggled and
covered her mouth.
“I’m afraid,”
Gianni mumbled.
Fratelli
understood that feeling all too well.
“Go ahead now,”
he assured, gently moving Gianni forward with his hand, “Remember what I taught
you and all will be fine.”
Hesitantly, Gianni
grabbed the girl’s hand and lead her to the room’s center where other couples
danced. The cardinal smiled, watching him grow bolder and begin to dance in
step with the others. Gianni had once been a “no-good street urchin”. Now, he
was a blossoming gentleman.
Turning back,
Fratelli bumped into the Primate.
“Oh, my
apologies!” he said, bowing.
“Nonsense,”
replied the Primate, “I was just coming to ask you a favor.”
Leaning against
the sturdy wall, Fratelli asked, “What is it?”
The Primate
answered, “Well you see my daughter over there….She wants to dance with one of
the eligible bachelors but I’m not so sure about it. They’re a bunch of rascals
and she needs to be safe, but she also needs a partner- and that’s why I’d like
you to dance with her.”
Fratelli’s jaw dropped.
He hadn’t danced in years! Twenty years to be exact. And it just wasn’t proper
for a clergyman... But could he risk offending his host, offending the people
in this kind city? No, he had to make do somehow.
The Primate
brought Lydia over to Fratelli, who stood, nervously removing his red zucchetto
and then fidgeting with it. When the cardinal did nothing, the Primate gave a
glare. So, Fratelli delicately took her hand and led her forth. They began to
sway awkwardly, holding hands, distant from eachother.
“Your Eminence,
what are you doing?”
“Well, I’m
dancing with you…”
“This is not
dancing.”
Lydia grabbed his arm and put it
around her waist. They began stepping in
tune to the soft music.
“Now, we’re dancing,” she said.
Fratelli blushed horribly and looked away. Their dance lasted longer than he liked but at last, the music stopped and it was over! Blushing and sweating, he bowed politely to Lydia then left. Watching Fratelli resume his place at the table, Gianni and Rodolfo both laughed. Fratelli pouted, folding his arms.
“Now, we’re dancing,” she said.
Fratelli blushed horribly and looked away. Their dance lasted longer than he liked but at last, the music stopped and it was over! Blushing and sweating, he bowed politely to Lydia then left. Watching Fratelli resume his place at the table, Gianni and Rodolfo both laughed. Fratelli pouted, folding his arms.
The festivities ended
early. Fratelli parted from Rodolfo and the boldly
grinning Primate of Pisa. He said a
timid farewell also to Lydia. As they walked outside, embracing the cool,
summer night, Gianni loosened the collar of his suit and sighed with relief. However,
the boy’s energy was still plentiful. When they returned to the palace hotel,
Gianni started skipping; his mind filled with happy memories of dancing with
the nice, young girl. He took off towards the beach before Mario could grab
him.
“Go
after him,” Fratelli ordered, “I need to rest.”
Gianni stopped
on the soft sand bank. He already outran Mario, wasn’t even tired and he
laughed about it. Suddenly, he grew quiet when a lanky shadow fell over him:
Bruno.
“I thought I
told you to get out of here,” Bruno growled, grabbing Gianni’s collar.
Furious,
seeing they were alone, Gianni wrestled free and swung at him. His fist hit
square in Bruno’s face. His eyes
squinting angrily, the other boy yelled, sprinted and tacked Gianni to the
ground. Mario rushed forth, found them hitting eachother and rolling on the
sand and he separated them. Seeing the adult and the glistening sword at his
waist, Bruno thought he was a policeman. He instantly scrambled to his feet
then ran off. Gianni stood and faced Mario as he scolded,
“Fighting! Look at you…and you’ve ruined your new suit!”
“Fighting! Look at you…and you’ve ruined your new suit!”
“He
started it,” Gianni protested.
“It
doesn’t matter now. Let’s go inside.”
Cardinal
Fratelli stood up when they entered their room, Seeing Gianni’s torn suit and
the small trickle of blood on his lips, he cried out and rushed to him.
“He
was fighting with one of the neighborhood boys,” Mario explained.
“Oh
no, Gianni, why did you do this?” Fratelli asked, dabbing at Gianni’s face with
his handkerchief. Then he added, “Oh… Dina is going to kill you for ruining
this suit!”
“It wasn’t my
fault,” Gianni asserted, “They started it by teasing me and telling me to get
out of here.”
Fratelli straitened
and said, “Well, you must be very careful- and stay inside from now on.”
He heard Gianni
groan. Exasperated, the cardinal ignored him and sat down near the window.
Looking out at black, night sky, he sighed. He silently wondered what Dina was
doing back at home- and how Father Rodrigo was faring with the parish’s work. Things
had grown quite stressful for Fratelli on this vacation and for a moment, just
a moment, he felt homesick.
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