I have noticed my relative scarcity of updates on this blog and I apologize. Let me tell you what has been going on in my life...oh yes... and at the cathedral.
We recently acquired a new priest, Father Bertone. He is native to Florence and used to more hustle and bustle than what Lucca offers. Though musically-inclined, he butts heads with Deacon Gregorius, who has more traditional tastes. During his third Mass, poor Father Bertone only needed hasten the tempo of "Aquae Babylonis" to get Gregorius in a ruffle!
A woman, named Priscilla, held her husband's funeral at the cathedral. After the requiem, I sat with her and offered condolences. In turn, she asked me permission to upkeep and straiten the sacristy, which has been rather disorganized of late. Last Sunday, maniples of all colors were laying around- except green ones. I admit it, we have trouble finding things... so I gave permission. Priscilla is very good at organizing. She makes sure that the correct maniple can always be found...even ensures they match my chasuble. However, the altar boys are uneasy around her. Giuseppe, our oldest server, has developed a liking to her and follows her around, causing a ruckus among the other boys.
On August 15, I met with various clergy and discussed many things. After two hours of serious discourse, Dina served us the most-delicious, pepperoni calzone and red Moscatto wine. I'm ashamed to admit, we drank too much... Monsignor Barolo ended up singing the full overture from "Don Giovanni" while Father Simone fell asleep on the couch. Of course, this was where I wished to sleep. It didn't go over well... Arguments about who got there first, who had the biggest shoes and who took vows of obedience ensued. I'm not proud of this...
Next summer, I will be ordaining seven priests and three deacons. Very exciting! We also will be accepting four new seminarians. Please pray for our young men who seek priesthood- it's very important. Joyfully, I write this... not only does Giuseppe promise to become a priest (that is, if Priscilla doesn't marry him) but Dina's own adopted son, Gianni, has expressed wishes to enter seminary. How splendid!!
My, my, it has grown rather late. I suppose I shall write more when the proper time comes. Please know that everything is good here. The cathedral is vibrant as ever. Our boys' choir will be preparing for the season of Advent and three, young women are soon entering St. Martha's convent. There is really nothing more to say. I conclude with thanksgiving for the Lord's goodness! May He be praised forever, who has set the stars into place. May He be exalted above all, who has divided the sea. May glory be forever unto Him who has sent His Only Son for man's salvation!!
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Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
A Note on Celibacy
Yesterday at the local bakery, while waiting for a loaf of
baguette, a woman approached me and asked where my wife was. She meant well and
was rather flustered, perhaps overly concerned with my apparent loneliness.
Very quietly, I told her “We clergymen don’t take wives. I am celibate.” My
verbiage left this woman rather confused! Poor dear, scratching at her hair,
she answered, “So then, what do you celebrate?”
Since my baguette was taking longer
than I expected, I figured to explain: “No madam, I said celibate, it means
that someone does not marry and chooses to remain chaste for their lifetime.” At
last, she understood. In horror, the poor dear cried out, “Oh, how
unfortunate!”
After I
received my baguette, while walking home, I realized that this woman’s attitude
resembled most everyone else’s. And when dinner was finished, I decided to
write something on this matter so others may be taught:
Do we not hear the Gospel and how Jesus passed the devious
tests of the Pharisees? While the Jews concerned themselves with earthly
things, who shall earn the wife of many deceased husbands, Our Lord drew
towards heavenly matters: “For when they
shall rise again from the dead, they shall neither marry, nor be married, but
are as the angels in heaven (1)”. He
does speak here of earthly unions, saying death shall dissolve the marriage
bond… yet this does not dissolve the sanctity of marriage but beholds a new
reality. In eternity, our human souls become espoused to none but the Lord God
who crafted them. From His time in Eden,
God had crafted holy matrimony for the blessing of humanity made in His image.
He had sealed the marital bond with His charity and bestowed the gift of family,
generations beyond, who will glorify His name.
Yet
despite this great good, and let us declare it such great good, not all need
belong to a husband or wife in this earthly stay. Hear the apostle: “The
married man is anxious with pleasing his wife while a virgin is anxious with
pleasing the Lord.” Think ye of such holy examples who undertook this: Mary
Magdala who fled from impurity, John the Beloved, virgin and celibate, Joseph,
Father of Christ, who lived out of godly fear, in marital continence. John the Messiah’s
Forerunner and the prophet Jeremiah also pledged their flesh to God. This, the
burnt-offering of the Levites prefigures: all is consumed, the whole body
turned to ashes. Thus, Lord Jesus hath said: “He who loses his life shall gain
life.” Many deem it gravest misfortune to be made a eunuch or mutilated, yet
the one who who injures self for sake of the Kingdom is instead blessed, called
“As the angels in heaven.”
May we
say, “He that can take, let him take it
(2).” True oblation is never forced. Duty cannot selflessly give, thus the error
of the Pharisees who bound up sacrifice with law. The cross of Christ was never duty, no,
Calvary’s offering was always love. Likewise, the man who forgoes marriage and
creation of young does so from love. With a burning passion, he lays himself on
the altar of chastity, ever hoping to consummate that supernatural union in
heaven. In heaven, no marriage is known beside that with the Lord. A consecrated
soul alone becomes as the bride of Solomon, choice, whitened, a heady wine, a
hidden chord of sublime music, clad in gold, sweet as the lily, fair like the
dove. Know, every brother, who delights in psalms rather than children’s’
laughter, is full of God’s delight. Know, every sister who gives not suck, goes
out weeping yet returneth rejoicing, singing songs of joy. Know, every father
who belongs to none, raises up by word of the Gospel, numberless descendants!
Blessed are the barren trees of Our
Lord’s garden! By bowing down, they shed good seed and tend the saplings. They
go to the sheep, made food for life anew. By restraining the flesh, they show
us the angels. They mirror eternity, forever beloved and wedded to God, melded
like wax beneath a burning flame, to Love Itself.
(1)
Mark 12:25
(2)
Matthew 19:12
Friday, April 19, 2013
A Frustrating Day for Cardinal Fratelli (part II)
Throughout
dinner, Cardinal Fratelli managed to avoid Veronica’s flirtatious glances. He
hoped her father would intervene but he was already too drunk with wine. Thank
goodness, Fratelli thought, he hasn’t asked for more. In order to be rid of the
temptation, the cardinal quickly poured a last glass and drank it.
Noticing,
Sergio laughed.
“No
more wine?” he asked.
“No.”
Fratelli said.
Veronica
giggled at him while her mother, Julia, yawned.
“My
dear, I am tired,” she mumbled, “It is so late. Should we be off?”
Yes,”
Fratelli interrupted before the sluggish Sergio could reply.
Getting
the message, Sergio stood. He shook crumbs off his fine attire, straitened his
hair and helped his wife from her chair. Veronica unseated last. She seemed
reluctant to leave, almost disappointed. Perhaps upset she cannot ogle me
anymore…Fratelli mused. Of course he didn’t say anything about it. With polite
smiles, he gave Sergio and his family farewell, guided them out and blessed
them on their way.
~ ~ ~
When their carriage finally disappeared from sight, he closed the door and sighed in relief. “Now, I can have quiet,” Fratelli said, “…and peace.”
~ ~ ~
When their carriage finally disappeared from sight, he closed the door and sighed in relief. “Now, I can have quiet,” Fratelli said, “…and peace.”
However,
his stomach began churning, uneasy from that last, quick drink of wine. Not yet
going upstairs, he strolled into the parlor where he blew out the only
candlelight, signaling that all in this house were asleep- and thus
unavailable. Cardinal Fratelli realized he was never quite unavailable. The
rigors of his office called at all hours. Even in the late night, someone could
need him. A widow could knock at his door, a prisoner flee to his cathedral or
a random penitent appear. Indeed, he could be summoned to give some poor soul final
anointing…He was constantly on guard against these things.
“Oh
Lord, how can the servant expect rest when he was made for work?” he asked the
darkness. No one answered. He spoke again.
“Your
Eminence,” a voice suddenly said, “Who are you talking to?”
“Oh
Rodrigo,” he exclaimed, seeing a white-robed figure perch on the staircase, “I
was just conversing with my Lord.”
“Let
me know if he ever talks back,” the priest sneered. He didn’t mean to be rude
and was just tired. Cardinal Fratelli hid his irritation. He approached Father
Rodrigo, put an arm around him and said, “Let us retire. The morning will not
be long, my stomach hurts… and now my head hurts.”
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Tea with Cardinal Fratelli # 14
From:
Bill
“Cardinal
Fratelli, let me be strait, I’m not Catholic but I’m not altogether opposed to
Catholicism. My question is: why should we give so much respect to the Pope?”
Dear Bill,
Have you ever worked at a restaurant?
We have many in Tuscany. When all the cooks work according to their skill and
obey the master chef, everything comes out beautifully, the food tastes good
and the service is polite. You may even get a free after-dinner mint.
However, when each cook is doing his
own thing and ignores the head-chef, chaos ensues. The food tastes horrible,
it’s burnt and the waiters are insufferably cranky… instead of dessert, you
might get a pie in your face.
In every place, there is order and
manager-ship. Without it, society crumbles. Common sense tells us that Christ’s
Holy Church needs this too.
In Christ,
Angelo Cardinal Fratelli
Monday, January 28, 2013
Tea with Cardinal Fratelli # 13
From: Anna Thompson
“I wrote to you because you’re very wise.
Some friends at my church youth-group keep telling me that Harry Potter is bad
and satanic. They say it encourages witchcraft. But, I really like the series!
Is it really bad?”
Dear
Anna Thompson,
I’m
glad you think me wise… but I’d better forget before this gets to my head.
Harry
Potter…Harry Potter… I had to look it up online and read all the books before
knowing what this actually was. While there is some dark imagery and what I
suppose you could call “witchcraft” in these books, I believe that one must use
discretion. Does Harry Potter make you want to go out and draw a magic-circle
in the forest? If so, stop reading at once and repent!
If you
consider it fiction and fantasy, like the fairy-tales about witches my Mama
read to me, then do not worry. Your friends say it is bad because they care for
you, in that perfect, intrusive, Christian manner, briefly consider it might be
bad for them because they take it too seriously.
In
Christ,
Angelo
Cardinal Fratelli
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
The Cardinal's Family Matters, ch 13-14
Chapter 13.
The Stand-off.
As stars twinkled above, Lamberto led
Philomena out onto a stone balcony. The festivity indoors quieted down long ago
and silence was all around. He sighed gladly and spoke;
“You know, it’s great being around you. Your perfume is so lovely!”
“You know, it’s great being around you. Your perfume is so lovely!”
“Thank you,” Philomena giggled.
“What is a pretty young woman like you
doing living with her family? You should have a husband,” Lamberto said.
“I’m not married yet,” she laughed.
“Well then, maybe we can work to change
that…”
His intense brown eyes seemed to pierce
Philomena’s soul, he leaned and kissed her. Finally, she blushed, looking away.
Gazing from her high vista, she saw the distant lights of Florence below.
Happily, she clasped her hands together. It was just as she’d imagined! Nothing
could be more perfect…
Suddenly a loud bang startled them. They
watched Cardinal Fratelli come barging through the door with heroic swiftness.
He slipped a little on the fine carpeting then regained his balance. With one
finger, he pointed at Lamberto’s shape and cried out, “You!”
Philomena glanced back, feeling very
confused while Lamberto approached the fuming cardinal. With disappointment in
his expression, the duke’s son said:
“Now, now, Your Eminence, why are you so
upset? You are disturbing your dear cousin.”
“You know why I’m upset,” Fratelli growled,
“You had Cardinal Montillo distract me while you took my cousin up to your
room.”
He also wagged his finger and pouted, “Not
only that- he made me drink too much wine and now my mouth is fuzzy… and my
eyes are fuzzy…”
Lamberto smiled. His face glowed with
pride. However, the glow dimmed as Philomena stepped forward and calmly asked
him:
“Is this true?”
Lamberto stuttered, “Well no- not like
that… His Eminence is obviously lying. He doesn’t want you to enjoy yourself.”
Philomena pondered briefly, looked at
Fratelli who stood there huffing, his forehead glistening with angry sweat then
turned back to Lamberto. Slowly, she replied:
“I know Angelo can be very irritating with
his flaunty manners and high morals, and knack for sticking his nose in
everyone’s business… He’s always lazing around, eating olives and playing with
that stupid ring…but he’s not a liar.”
“Why, thank you,” Fratelli said
half-heartedly.
“Philomena, I think you should stay away
from him,” Lamberto asserted.
“She should stay away from you!” Fratelli
retorted.
Quickly, Lamberto swatted at Fratelli and
Fratelli swatted back. They looked like two angry children.
“Stop it, stop it!!” Philomena finally
shouted, getting in between them.
“I am sick of you, cardinal,” Lamberto
grumbled to Fratelli, “Get out of my sight!”
Philomena crossed her arms, declaring:
“I am sick of everyone telling me what I
should do. I should make my own decisions. Goodness, if Angelo had his way, I’d
be a virgin till I was 50!”
Fratelli interrupted her, “And if Lamberto II had his way, you would be a virgin until tonight!”
Fratelli interrupted her, “And if Lamberto II had his way, you would be a virgin until tonight!”
Philomena scoffed at them. She scoffed
first at the cardinal and then at Lamberto when he snickered. Lifting the hem
of her glittering, yellow dress, she stomped out of the room. Soon, she stopped
in the hallway as if forgetting something, then returned for Fratelli.
Resolutely, she grabbed his arm and yanked him after her.
When they darted downstairs and entered
another long corridor, Fratelli stopped, leaned against the wall and caught his
breath.
“Oh, my head hurts,” he moaned.
Philomena, though angry at Lamberto for
his trick, didn’t feel much sympathy for Fratelli either. She rolled her eyes
at him and kept walking. Jan emerged, relieved to see them both unscathed from
the confrontation. He approached Fratelli asking, “Your Eminence, is there
anything I can do for you?”
“Go after her and make sure she isn’t too
upset,” he answered.
After Jan took off, following Philomena,
Fratelli muttered, “Now, I need to find my bed…”
Chapter 14.
A New Family-Member.
Early morning rays stretched over the
hilly horizon. Mist still clouded the palace grounds. Cardinal Fratelli walked
hastily, tightening his fine cloak. Gianni trailed slowly behind, huffing so he
could see his breath in the air and trying to catch it. Seeing Philomena at his
side, clad in her coral-pink, silk dress, Fratelli sighed. Everything was
peaceful now.
Suddenly, Jan
blocked his path. He bowed low and begged:
“Please, Your Eminence, take me with you!”
“Please, Your Eminence, take me with you!”
Nervously, Fratelli touched his face,
unsure of what to say.
Jan continued, “The duke’s son got angry with
me and cast me out…that pig! I can’t stand him. I don’t want to work for him
anymore. He’s overbearing, obnoxious and abusive towards me and all the other
servants. Now I helped you, please will you help me?”
Fratelli hesitated for a moment. He really
wanted to get on with their journey home. However, he felt indebted to Jan’s
ready helpfulness.
“Alright then, you can come with us,” the
cardinal reluctantly said, “I’m not sure if we’ll have plenty room for you.”
“It’s fine, it’s fine,” Jan replied quickly,
“I’ll sit on top with the driver and promise to make no sound nor bother
anyone.”
Jan hopped aboard the elegant stagecoach,
next to the driver who moved over and wiped his tired eyes. Gianni jumped
inside first followed by Philomena, then Fratelli and Rodrigo. Rodrigo closed
the door, making sure this time there wasn’t any piece of Fratelli’s long cape
in the way, and then rested in his seat. All of them eventually rested and went
back to sleep.
~ ~ ~
Night spread shadows over the land. Back
at the cardinal’s villa in Lucca, Dina lit several lamps and placed them around
the parlor. She checked the soup which slowly boiled in the kitchen, poured a
glass of wine and sat down in Fratelli’s favorite chair. Grabbing a pillow
nearby, one he usually rested his feet on, she reclined her feet upon it. So,
this is how His Eminence relaxes, she mused. Laughing, she delicately sipped
the wine.
At once, a pounding came upon the door.
Dina jumped, thankful no wine splashed onto the chair, and darted to answer the
door. Ernesto stood there heaving and sweating. Behind, his horse’s shadow
lingered beneath a far tree.
“Michele…is having her baby!”
“Oh!” Dina cried, “…but His Eminence isn’t
back yet.”
“I’ll wait- but only for a little while,”
he answered.
Dina let Ernesto in and fetched him some
water.
Soon the stagecoach came to the villa and
stopped. Just as Fratelli stepped out, relieved at last to be home, Ernesto met
him.
“Your Eminence, you have to come home with
me- Michele is having her baby!”
“Oh dear!” Fratelli replied.
He started to climb back onto the coach
but then stopped.
“Can’t I at least change into more
comfortable garments? This choir dress gets so warm…” he asked.
“No!”
Fratelli let Philomena come back into the
coach and sit beside him. Before closing the door he yelled:
“Rodrigo I’ll be back, Gianni, you behave yourself!”
“Rodrigo I’ll be back, Gianni, you behave yourself!”
The coach moved over city roads and into
smooth, dark countryside. Fratelli didn’t wait until it halted and jumped out
when he saw Ernesto’s house. Philomena followed after. They both lifted up
their draping clothes and scurried over the dewy grass.
Francine met them.
“Now Angelo, I want you to wait
downstairs, Philomena come with me.”
“Why must I wait downstairs?” Fratelli moaned.
“Why must I wait downstairs?” Fratelli moaned.
“Because you get faint around the sight of
blood,” his aunt said matter-of-factly.
“Oh” he answered, wincing.
Francine quickly
summoned him back and made a request that sounded more like an order:
“Angelo, you can do us a favor and quickly
bring some warm water upstairs...”
Ernesto pointed Fratelli to the kitchen
then darted upstairs after Francine and Philomena.
Fumbling in the kitchen, Fratelli finally
drew some water and heated it slightly. He trod carefully upstairs and handed
it to Francine. Stopping he peered through the door. Michele was there lying on
a bed looking very belabored and upset. Suddenly Francine appeared then shooed
him away,
“Go wait downstairs; or else you’re going
to make everything worse!”
She closed the door in his face. Fratelli
grabbed the lamp sitting nearby, paced a while and slumped down in a
comfortable chair by the window. He removed his gloves and small red cap and
rubbed his weary eyes. He felt so uncomfortable and tired yet imagined Michele
was in greater discomfort. Silently, he prayed for her health and successful
delivery of the child. He wondered if it would be a boy or girl. Would it look
more like her- or Ernesto? His thoughts began to circle again, round and round,
lulling him to sleep.
“Angelo!”
Fratelli jolted awake and saw Francine
hovering over him.
“I can’t believe you fell asleep.”
Francine chided.
“I apologize…”
“Enough, come upstairs and see your new
niece.”
Excitedly, Fratelli scrambled out of his
chair. His legs, not fully awake, stumbled over the carpeting. Ernesto caught
him before he fell.
“Easy there…”
Coming into to upstairs room after
Francine, Fratelli saw Michele sitting upright, nestled in clean, white sheets,
her expression fatigued yet content. In her hands was a small bundle wrapped in
small linens. Her ruddy face peeked out from the folds, tiny, brown eyes
shining with life.
“She is beautiful!” Fratelli gasped, taking
the baby into his hands.
He half expected the baby girl to cry or
spit up or do something unsavory- but she did not. Smiling, the cardinal passed
her to Ernesto. Philomena gave up her chair and stood as the proud father sat,
laughed and caressed the baby’s cheek.
“Now that I am done here, shall I go?”
Francine asked.
“Can I go with you?” Philomena yawned.
“Yes, you come and you too Angelo.”
Peering up, Fratelli protested, “But I’m
an uncle now, can’t I spend some more time…”
“No,” Francine interrupted, “Michele needs
her rest.”
“Well then go
out and wait for me. I will just be a while.”
Though Francine huffed, she and Philomena
exited the room. Fratelli crept near to Ernesto, beheld his baby niece and
grinned, his pale, tired face beaming with happiness.
“What are you naming her?” he whispered.
Ernesto briefly pondered, his expression
stoic then said,
“Angelica.”
“Angelica.”
“Oh how nice!”
“Shhhh…!”
“Sorry.”
Fratelli rested in a chair, gazing out the
dark window at glimmering, moonlit trees. Michele dozed off to sleep and
Ernesto gently set baby Angela in the crease of her arms. Glancing out the
window again, Fratelli saw that the stagecoach was leaving without him. He
gasped anxiously, about to rush from the room, but realized he could just stay
with Ernesto tonight. Although he didn’t look forward to sleeping on a creaky
couch instead of his soft bed, Fratelli hid this apprehension and grinned
happily.
He turned to Michele who stirred awake,
blinking her eyes open. Fratelli lingered near her and Angela. He spoke a
blessing over them. Then he traced a delicate cross on the baby’s forehead.
“Thank you,” Michele said.
“Thank the Lord,” Fratelli answered, “We
are here and all is well with our family.”
~ The End.
The Cardinal's Family Matters, ch 11-12
Chapter 11.
A Clash of Wills.
He spoke too soon. Morning began nice
enough. Fratelli woke up late, attended morning Mass, stayed behind to say
prayers with his fellow-priests and ate a hefty breakfast. Walking through the
hallway, a pastry still in-hand, Fratelli met Rodrigo. His expression fretful,
Rodrigo blurted out:
“I can’t find Philomena anywhere!”
Under ordinary circumstances, this was
nothing to worry about; however, he knew well of Lamberto II’s crafty
intentions.
“Maybe she is enjoying tea with the
ladies…” Fratelli replied, staying calm, “I’ll look for her.”
In a spacious parlor, many women convened.
Paintings and mirrors adorned the walls. Soft, morning sun poured inside,
causing their dresses, which were every imaginable color, to glow. They talked
loudly, laughed and sipped tea from fine china. Then they turned to see
Fratelli’s reluctant entrance. Timidly, he asked:
“Have any of you seen Philomena?”
A chorus of responses followed:
“No, she’s sleeping late.”
“Thought she was with you…”
“Oh, Your Eminence, would you join us for
some tea?”
Noting they failed to take him seriously,
the cardinal voiced his sarcastic thanksgiving. Feeling upset, he exited
swiftly- and suddenly crashed into the servant from last night. The plate that
he carried slipped from his hands. It clattered loudly and sent a shower of
rolls to the floor. Blushing horribly and bowing, he stammered, “I am so sorry,
Your Eminence!”
Fratelli replied, “It’s rather fine…Maybe
you can help me?”
“Yes, of course, anything!”
“My cousin arrived here with me. She has
long, black hair, brown eyes and was wearing a blue dress, have you seen her?”
“Oh yes,” he said, “Philomena correct? She
is very beautiful, pardon me for saying this, and I remember, she got upset
when I offered to refill her wineglass. I don’t think she likes me.”
“Did
you see her this morning,” Fratelli pressed, growing impatient.
Sensing this impatience, the servant trembled
somewhat. Then, he began gushing, “I’m so sorry this has happened to you, Your
Eminence. I don’t usually have good days either. I’ll look for her, check in
her room…I’ll be right back.”
He darted off before Fratelli could thank
him. After five minutes, the servant returned. A forlorn look spread on his
young face. He muttered:
“I deeply apologize. She isn’t in her
room. But don’t worry…I’ll make it my primary task to find her.”
Fratelli then asked, “Tell me what your
name is.”
“Oh, why? Am I in trouble? Have I offended
you?”
“Be calm…I just wish to know,” Fratelli
assured, lightly touching his shoulder
“I am Jan,” he finally answered.
With Jan’s company, Fratelli paced the
hallways searching for Philomena. The cardinal tried to thank Jan for
recovering his ring while Lamberto did nothing but he shook this off. Strolling
onto a wide porch, they found some people gathered there. Jan began asking
about Philomena. No one clearly noticed her- except Lamberto.
“I’m going to see Lamberto,” Fratelli
concluded.
Shock flashed in Jan’s grey-colored eyes.
“But why!” he cried.
Fratelli answered flatly, “Because I can.”
Jan trailed along like a loyal puppy as
Fratelli crossed a main courtyard, descended great, stone steps and stopped
before an armed guard. The guard saluted Fratelli and hailed him. Growing tired
of evasive formalities, Fratelli demanded to see Lamberto. Surprisingly, the
guard nodded. Perhaps, he understood the cardinal’s sentiment.
Finally, within the confines of a narrow
chamber, facing Lamberto, Fratelli abruptly inquired:
“Where is Philomena?”
Paying half-attention, Lamberto answered,
“You tell me. I accompanied her to breakfast and took her back to her room- but
now I’ve no idea where she is…”
He then added, “Isn’t she allowed to go
where she wants?”
Fratelli gazed indignantly. He retorted,
“Usually there isn’t someone looking to harm her.”
Lamberto laughed.
“I think you’re mistaken about me, Good
Eminence,” he said, “I seek to harm no one. I’m really not a bad person...”
“I
recall it was you who sent a letter calling me: “dim-witted with nothing better
to do.”.” Fratelli growled.
His pinkish lips twisting in a smirk,
Lamberto stepped away and sat in the ornate chair nearby.
“Oh, that’s over with…” he replied slowly,
“Those little sins were forgiven when you allowed me back into the Church.
Aren’t you supposed to forget about that?”
“I’m supposed to learn from it.”
Lamberto’s grin flattened. He didn’t much
like this clergyman looking down at him. However, Fratelli honestly couldn’t
help it from where he stood. He glanced aside, eyed a shelf loaded with old,
dusty books. Silently, he prayed for peace of mind. Lamberto then remembered
something and spoke:
“I must tell you that though I’ve found a
fine home in Lucca, I decided to return to the country of my father in
Florence. Therefore, you can no longer bother yourself with me.”
Fratelli instantly knew what he meant. In
the eyes of the Church, changing one’s residence amounted to changing one’s
bishop. Not responding, he silently recalled that in fact, Cardinal Montillo
was the bishop over Florence. What more could he say? Feeling spited and
knowing there was nothing he could do about it, Fratelli spoke a faint farewell
and departed.
He was so upset that he walked right past
Jan and never allowed him to catch up.
The duke’s private chapel was empty, dark
and quiet. Dust hung in the air and few candles flickered weakly in hazy light.
Fratelli didn’t mind. Let them dwindle away and die, he mused. At once, raising
eyes to the looming altar, he spoke:
“I
am sorry Lord. I have not the proper attitude today. Aid my thoughts and
actions to charity and love. Only you know where Philomena is…Apparently, she
has decided to do what she likes…and please, if possible, guide her back to me.”
Unable to tolerate the chapel’s unkempt state,
Fratelli lingered and began cleaning. However, once kicked up, dirt and dust only
spread further. At last, an hour later, when Fratelli emerged into the bright
hallway, he encountered none other but Cardinal Montillo. Glancing over his
nose, observing Fratelli’s dust-flaked cassock, Montillo remarked:
“You may wish to do something about your
appearance.”
Fratelli
grumbled, lowered his gaze and stormed off.
Celebration.
Noon sluggishly yielded to evening.
Overwhelmed by boredom and anxiety, Fratelli obsessed over his appearance. When
Rodrigo inquired why he combed his hair three separate times, Fratelli simply
snapped:
“Woe if I do not meet their high
expectations!”
Melodramatically, he stood, tread in a
circle and began wiping his ring with a white cloth. Hearing someone at the
door, Rodrigo opened it and Philomena stepped in. Seeing her reflection from
the mirror, Fratelli turned, came forth, grabbed her hand then exclaimed:
“I am so glad to see you- where have you
been?”
Smiling bashfully, Philomena tied back her
flowing, golden-yellow dress and said, “I spent morning and afternoon exploring
this wonderful palace, aren’t I allowed to do that?”
Fratelli didn’t respond, instead distracted by her glittering garments. In fact, neither Fratelli nor Rodrigo remembered seeing the dress before. She smiled wider, gestured towards her glittering necklace- also new, and stated: “Lamberto gave me this outfit to wear tonight and keep. Isn’t he so nice?”
Fratelli didn’t respond, instead distracted by her glittering garments. In fact, neither Fratelli nor Rodrigo remembered seeing the dress before. She smiled wider, gestured towards her glittering necklace- also new, and stated: “Lamberto gave me this outfit to wear tonight and keep. Isn’t he so nice?”
“Well,
I suppose,” Fratelli answered blandly.
A
shrill bell’s ringing interrupted them. It announced to all that the hour of
supper had arrived. Trailing behind Philomena, Fratelli and Rodrigo walked
downstairs, along a corridor and entered the huge dining room. If one hadn’t
known it was the Easter Feast, they would surely know now. The long dining
table sprawled before them, bedecked with fragrant, white lilies, hosting
savory dishes of all sorts: lobster pastries, clams, chops of veal, balls of
aged cheese, melons, grapes and of course, olives. Wine bottles stood next to
tall, silver decanters.
Fratelli sat in a place of honor besides
Rodrigo and Philomena. Meekly, eyeing the others, he removed his scarlet
biretta and set this on his lap. Of course, seeing the cardinal’s slight
inconvenience, a servant came quickly to retrieve it. Gianni grumbled, having a
place with the younger courtiers. Fratelli himself fixed his gaze on the duke’s
imposing figure. He sat at the table’s head-seat, wearing fine, indigo-blue
vesture. The metals on his chest glittered against bright lamp-light. Flanking
him were his wife Lucia, and the scarlet-clad Cardinal Montillo.
Suddenly, Lamberto II entered. Quietly, he
approached his parents, respectfully bowed to them and then whispered something
in Cardinal Montillo’s ear. The cardinal moved aside his powdered curls in
response and whispered back. Fratelli swore he saw Lamberto pointing in his direction
but got distracted by servants bringing forth the meal’s centerpiece: a whole,
browned lamb. In elegant procession, they carried the simmering meat and set it
down.
No one moved. Their dull chattering died
when the duke finally rose, held a glass in the air and spoke: “Most-honorable
family and friends, on this day we celebrate the new spring, the ending of Lent-
and the resurrection of Jesus Christ. So, let us dine marvelously and drink to
his good name!”
Fratelli quizzically arched his dark
eyebrows then picked up his own glass and drank. Tasting the strong wine, he
winced. Setting his glass down, Fratelli looked towards Gianni who eagerly ate
the fine fare placed before him. He wondered if Dina and Rodrigo were having a
smaller feast back in Lucca, with Francine, Ernesto and Michele.
Throughout dinner, the cardinal avoided
eating too much. He sampled this and that, savoring the olives and juicy grapes
most of all. When time came for cake, he had plenty an appetite left and so he enjoyed
a large, buttery piece. Gianni naturally stuffed himself but under Fratelli’s
reproving gaze, he slowed down and grew mild-mannered. After dessert, Father
Rodrigo whisked Gianni off for bed. The priest paused beside Fratelli, saying:
“Good night, Your Eminence.”
“Good night, Your Eminence.”
“Good night Rodrigo. God bless.”
He overheard Gianni’s hushed protest and
slightly smiled. His smile became a frown however, as he caught sight of Philomena
speaking with Lamberto in the room’s far corner. He prepared to go after her
but paused, hearing some music start nearby. One, nicely-dressed man had begun
playing the piano, soon accompanied by two violinists and a chubby man
strumming a mandolin.
The duke’s loud voice rang out:
“Now, it’s time to dance. Let’s dance with
the joy of the night!”
Of course, taking his wife’s hand, he rose
and approached the room’s center. Footsteps shuffled about. Genteel etiquette
obliged everyone to follow suit- even those who seemed tired. They formed pairs
and took up dancing. Fratelli edged towards the doorway, his eyes frantically searching
for Philomena and Lamberto. He found them dancing several feet away, her smile
bright and his eyes intent. Fratelli didn’t interrupt but stood there scowling
and at last, moved from the room and outside into a moonlit garden.
No one else was there. Quiet reigned: just
him and the Easter moon. Cupping a perfect, white lily in his hands, Fratelli
breathed sweet fragrance and grinned.
“O,
Lord God,” he prayed aloud, “the
newness of spring is your finest handiwork…besides man of course. Please tend
and safeguard our souls so that they may be pure just like the lilies.”
Absorbed in the beauty of his words,
Fratelli walked further. He gathered another flower, smelled it and then
absentmindedly strolled back indoors, his cheek now smudged with dusty, yellow
nectar. Seeing the cardinal’s face, a house-servant ducked, not daring to say
anything, and darted away. Festivities calmed as Fratelli re-emerged into the
spacious dining-room, hands folded; his posture upright. This sense of dignity
was soon squelched by a few noble-women who clustered by the door. Pushing her
laughing friends aside, the youngest; her black hair tied in braids,
approached.
“Good evening, Your Eminence,” she said,
lifting her long skirts in order to curtsy.
Glancing past her, looking for Philomena,
Fratelli mumbled:
“Good evening.”
The woman smiled in response. All of
sudden, without warning, she reached up, touching Fratelli’s face. Startled by
this gesture, he withdrew and bolted face-first into a door.
“Oh no, Your Eminence!” she cried, “You’ve
something on your face…I was just going to wipe it off!”
Fratelli rubbed his hurt nose then tried
to reach the smudge himself. His hand missed again and again.
“Oh, let me get it,” the woman said,
looking on with sympathy.
“Fine, fine…” Fratelli grumbled.
After the woman wiped Fratelli’s cheek
clean, the cardinal slunk sheepishly to his chair. In a corner, he then saw
Philomena speaking with Lamberto, who stood, laughing, haughtily crossing his
arms. Fratelli was prepared to get up and separate them when a noise caught his
attention.
Cardinal Montillo had joined him. Smiling,
cheeks rosy, he addressed Fratelli:
“Why don’t we talk, one-on-one, just us
princes of the Church…and drink?”
Nervously, Fratelli replied, “We can talk
yes, if you like, but I am finished drinking.”
Montillo’s smile faded as he raised the
pitcher he held to Fratelli’s glass.
“Stop being a boy and be a man,” he chided
while pouring.
Fratelli huffed, “I am very much a man.”
Fratelli sipped at the wine. Seeing his
slow, careful manner, Montillo began laughing. The younger cardinal then stared
hotly, his face angrily flushed.
“See, that’s better,” Montillo declared,
finishing his own glass, “Will put some hair on your chest!”
Feeling belittled for the last time, Fratelli
asked for another glass. They talked while Fratelli calmly drank, hiding his
frustration. After several minutes and a fourth drink, Fratelli forgot exactly
what he was speaking about. He also found himself giggling. Laying his head
sleepily on the table, he said to Montillo:
“Easter is always nice, isn’t it? What
Jesus did for us was so lovely. Wasn’t supper lovely? I like the lamb and the
olives.”
“Did you try the lobster rolls?” Montillo
asked.
“No, I don’t prefer lobster much…”
Fratelli answered, trailing off, “…too lobster-ish.”
Soon, he fell asleep, right there in front
of Montillo who snickered then walked away.
From a distance, Jan observed as the older,
white-haired cardinal departed, strolling past him with no regard. He now watched
Lamberto leave the room- hand-in-hand with Philomena. Feeling rather apprehensive,
he approached the soundly-sleeping Fratelli and touched his arm.
“Your Eminence, wake up.”
No response.
“Come on, Your Eminence…”
After poking Fratelli several more times,
failing to rouse him, Jan took a pitcher of water from the table. He crossed
himself then splashed its entire contents onto the sleeping cardinal. Fratelli,
at once, jerked awake, blinking his eyes open and wiped water from his face.
“Why am I all wet?” he asked
disappointedly.
He shook his dripping sleeves as Jan
quickly explained that Philomena just left with Lamberto- and that they were
alone.
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